Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The Lance
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Or a powerup called the burrito. U eat it and proceed 2 fart and take off, like a jet pack.
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A rocket launcher called "Crap Your Pants".
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Or how about a fully automatic drum fed AR called "Schit Storm"
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How about "The Government". It's a Assault rifle that for each bullet it not only explodes, but spreads into 5 other Rockets. It has 30/90 ammo and has infinite range. It's probably the most balanced weapon in the game. :|
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TORGUE MAGIC WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS TO DESCRIBE THE AWESOME POWER OF ITS AWESOMETUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The holy shit that's a big gun
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Stampede- light machine gun that comes Equipped with armor piercing ammo Miss far away- sniper rifle with three different scopes (45x scope, Night vision and thermal vision) The half of a friend- assault rifle with a discharge mode that fires in crazy directions. Blast my heart- shotgun with x-ray sight Laserbeak- fusion rifle with customizable láser sights. Láser can do a small burn damage
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TORGUE MAGIC WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS TO DESCRIBE THE AWESOME POWER OF ITS AWESOMETUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Obama- large machine gun fires at random, you lose ur money everytime you fire it, its not from the usa, it sonetimes fire blanks but hurts u and doesnt hurt enemy
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Pretty good advice.
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B.O.B. (Blown out brains) shotgun
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"Be gentle" "It can't be helped" "IWHBYD" "Hot tamale" idk
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"Screaming Banshee" A loud gun, with large rounds and a short barrel. It packs a punch! (Color Black, Silver, a touch of green, and white)
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Massive Black & Purple, Glowing Rocket Launcher "PREMATURE APOCALYPSE"
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The Corn Holer
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A sword named "Excalibur"!
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I just finished Slaughterhouse Five so I think 'So it goes' would be an awesome name.
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Accipe Hoc = Take This! In Latin - Exotic one-hit-kill weapon (shotgun/sniper/rocket launcher) Ad Aeterno = AR or something with bullets that split after penetrating enemies to possibly hit other enemies or else having an absurd amount of ammo
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A pump action shotgun, maybe with like three straight across barrels, and I'd name it. Wall of Shotgun.
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 2/8/2014 12:03:21 AMThe noob lowers your experience every time your shot with it
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The perkalator.
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Code killer Death cord Flare blaster Never die fast Long life Cold burn Side swipe 3K Money is Mine 1 shot 1 Kill Cut shot bold Down slam Secret smooth Crust Sliced No Newbie Shot Shots fired Dark sin Force of light Titan blast Claw Slash triple threat Mind control I can go on forever
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Semi auto shotgun: SPAM SPAM SPAM
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Crazy Storm
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Judgement Day The Cricket (MIB Reference) BoomStick