Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The "Surprise Motherf******" Exotic machine gun that turns the user invisible until they fire. The first shot also yells "Surprise Motherf******."
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"Life is Unfair" - HMS "Prophecy" - Exotic rocket launcher
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The Kung pao chicken
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 4/26/2014 6:32:22 PMThe alpha: sniper rifle that always misses. Also can never be picked up by all teal (or cyan or aqua or whatever color Tucker is) players
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STFU- a really meaty shotgun.
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Do a shotgun or rocket launcher called the "Drunk Prospector". :)
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Ninjitsuama
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The Bane of Bob Saget
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Sunami titan the great. A gatling gun that fires in a spray of ammo like a shogun but with the speed of a gatling.
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Edited by Toxic waffle: 3/8/2014 6:37:43 AMThere are many like it...-AR
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Don't drop the soap....
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Edited by supermaxload26: 2/9/2014 3:02:46 PMThe bane Classic death Rolling trolls Tropic abyss Dirty infinity Whos Moxxi? Bacon is good Data depleted Dipity stickem Blarg rifle Rofl waffle Darkwing Greyskull The numerator The dividend The sum The factor The distractor
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R.I.P (Rest in pieces) - rocket launcher
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The Tex: shotgun that yells Coc****es!!! Every time you kill a person on the red team, if there is one in Destiny. [spoiler]fun fact: John 117 was always on blue team in his training to become a spartan.[/spoiler]
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Even though Iron-man 2 wasn't the best, it had a great name for a weapon "The Ex-wife"
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Edited by Micolash: 3/3/2014 12:40:46 AMINSTANT LOBOTOMY; Shotgun that causes the enemy to go insane in any of the projectiles hit the enemy in the eye. SCORCHED EARTH; SMG that does no physical damage but catches the enemy on fire and the damage/time stacks based on the number of bullets that make contact. SCYTHE; Assault Rifle that causes an additional 150% melee damage. JAVELIN; Sniper that impales enemies onto walls. POTATO; LMG that shoots irregularly sized brown potatoes in a shallow arc, small area of effect damage. Headshots cause the enemy to be blinded by mashed potatoes.
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Flogger: a shotgun that shoots nails
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Sniper: Snore you bore me
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The Supercalifragilistifier. Fit that on the side of a gun.
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Bump for a good thread.
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Edited by o0o0o0o: 1/29/2014 2:10:46 AMThe Rachet Slammer. Fill it with alcohol and let the pounding begin.
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The gun should be called "Move b**** get out of my way"
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The Duty Calls It looks like a average gun but insults you every time you do anything and requires you to do a '1337 360 noscope quickscop3 yolo swagger dropshot diveshot noshot blopsover9000 headshot legshot crotchshot bro' if want to kill anything. By the way if you read that half your braincells just commit suicide. Probably should have put a warning.
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Never ending story Doomsday Gridlock Olympus
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Poseidon's Trident MasterBolt Plasma Cutter Mjlinor SlamChop Just got served gun Say hello! Stun-phaser Excalibur
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"Big Fucking Gun" -Heavy Machine Gun