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DAMN SON
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Shit just got real.
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C'mon dragonborn. you shoulda known I was behind you when you jumped off that cliff after not saving for 8 hours and your health bar went all the way down, except for that last little sliver of red. Signs are everywhere mang.
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Edited by Dovahkiin: 2/25/2013 3:07:56 AMDamn God, I thought it was Talos that helped me. Do you know Talos by any chance?
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Edited by God: 2/25/2013 3:16:51 AMTalos is a cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything, but the only reason he conquered Tamriel was because there was literally no advanced civilized people already living here. Think of the Imperial Army taking over Hjaalmarch. Not really that impressive. Plus I gave him dragonblood. Though we took him in because Dibella literally would not stop bitching unless we did. You know how Dibella and her stupid followers are, all self righteous and lovey-dovey.
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Edited by Dovahkiin: 2/25/2013 3:18:35 AMWait a second, didn't Akatosh bless mortal kind with dragonblood?
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AKATOSH Don't make me laugh. The guys a joke. Calls himself the "god of gods". Do you even know what his credit score is? FIFTY.
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Edited by Dovahkiin: 2/25/2013 3:29:49 AM*Waits for the arrival of Akatosh*
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Whoa! God is here! Are you the Spaghetti god I hope?
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