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2/7/2013 7:41:53 AM
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My coming out confession...
I need to confess this or else it will drive me mad... I'm going to try and give it my best shot. Ever since I was a child I always felt different from my peers. It all started when I was in 2nd grade and went to the beach for the first time with my friend. His hair looked great that day, as he just got a new haircut. As my friend stood there in front of the ocean I started to get aroused... I never felt this way before.
Fast forward 5 years from then and I'm starting to become a teenager and these feelings have started to become greater and greater. I didn't know what to do about these feelings I was having... Whether I should tell some one or what I should do. This went on all the way through highschool. I'm in my senior year now and I know why I was having those feelings... It wasn't because of my friend it was because of the ocean.. and here I am confessing what I am... I'm... I'm... A dolphin.
I am so relieved to get that off my chest. [url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Lr8q7J7OP0g/T0-ARuJ32NI/AAAAAAAADGE/QH3wzhrg3sg/s320/DSC09441.JPG] Picture of me. [/url]
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This... Is hella offensive. Congrats troll. u_u
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I..I can't fathom how hard it is
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2 RepliesYou're a ghey dolphin?
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HAHAHAHA
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5 RepliesKee kee keek keee
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What the heck is this?
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3 RepliesWort the hell, OP?!
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1 Reply[quote]Mr. Broflovski, you aren't really a dolphin and Mrs.Garrison isn't actually female. [/quote]
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OP has fins
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Op is fig
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1 ReplyI'm a furry.
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Edited by MyNameIsCharlie: 2/7/2013 8:57:33 PM
Started a new topic: Why don't dolphins know, no means no?(16 Replies))
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What a relief. I thought you were going to say you were [spoiler]*insert race here*[/spoiler]
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By that pic, I guess you don't lift - at all.
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I have a very strong discrimination towards dolphins.
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Saw it coming a mile away when you mentioned the beach for the first time. : / Needs moar work.
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1 ReplyHere's a picture of me after my surgery.
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2 RepliesStupid.
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2 RepliesThis you, mate?
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Edited by Aatami: 9/23/2014 6:53:18 PM
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Looks like a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url].
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... My son is a gay dolphin?
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What is with all the dolphins, arousal, and -blam!- today?
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