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Edited by Player3Th0mas:
1/29/2013 1:05:13 PM
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Who wants to cuddle Recon?
Just wondering, he is cute and aaaaaaaawwww'yish!
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1 ReplySo cuddable!
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MFW this is in the BNEXT archive of Hilarity...
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14 RepliesAt a glance, in my hunt for forum #feedback, I read this as "Who wants a cuddle button?" As if you could have a button that let you cuddle with a fellow member of the community. And now I want that so bad. Ken?
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4 RepliesAwkward bodily contact? No Thanks!
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1 ReplyI fancy a long cuddle with someone...
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Not me, he has the look of a man who would grope you good.
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No one. At anytime. [b]Ever.[/b]
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5 RepliesLook at how chilled that puppy is. She's nearly catatonic. Clearly, I am an incredibly good cuddler.
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Ninja strike in 3...2...1...
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Um... um... uhhhhhh....... How about no?
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I was unaware that there were people in this plane of existence that didn't want to cuddle Recon.
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Recon is actually a Super Saiyan.
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3 Replies
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2 l8 m8 i cudled ya mum
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I usually just watch Recon sleep at night. I even take pictures sometimes.
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No, but I'd nuke the planet from orbit with recon.
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2 RepliesWhat in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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3 RepliesOnly if he asks nicely.
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Not me, I wouldn't want to catch the ugly D:
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2 RepliesCuddle old guy? Nah
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No...not in the slightest.
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1 ReplyI don't know. He always looks so grumpy in his pictures.
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1 ReplyAbandon thread!!!!
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2 RepliesGet out.
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lol icwutudidthar
