I think this has been a serious issue that we have all considered. How does the hero of heroes find the time while saving the world from complete destruction to take a load off and drop a load off? Possibly a better question is how does he actually do it? Does he take the suit off? Does he pop a squat in the bushes? How Masterchief, how?!
Any theories?
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MC: Marine! Come over here . Marine:What do you need, Master Cheif? MC:See that switch on my back? Hit it. *Marine hits switch* Marine:HOLY SHI- *swept away by river of poo*