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9/29/2006 12:43:41 AM
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Humpday: Bungie Offspring
Bungie’s been frantically searching for opponents we can beat in order to raise our morale. This week, we finally found our match: Bungie's children! That’s right, Bungie beats its own children.
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Well you see... I know a guy just like you guys, his name is Big Dave. When Big Dave busts out with his xbox( I mean when he uses one of my many xbox's) he plays Halo 2 matches against my nephews and my little 8 year old brothers. When he wins he laughs hysterically and after hes done laughing he talks to me about how much he owns at Halo 2 and that he soo uBer PwnZ0rZzz at killing people 20 years younger then him... Later after "pwnZoringzz" my little brothers or nephews he tells me he wants to play Halo 2 1v1 against me, because I tell him he sucks at Halo 2 and that he should just sit in a corner and stick himself with plasma grenades because thats the best he will ever do. So then we 1v1 and I kill him over and over again with the so called n00bZzz weapons( smg, plasma rife, magnum, battle rifle, carbine... every gun...). After atleast 2 matches or so he quits because I was "cheap".
