*UPDATES* [b]kid510 v2[/b] Has won the challenge by compiling 1-11! He can post more now! He is now your second in command of moderating the story! please be careful with j00's new powas! The story so far: In the beginning, Chuck Norris went fishing at Iraq, and he roundhouse kicked a small elderly man who fell off his luck dragon named Falkor Smith who had a pancake named bob who liked Cheese poured on his hands because he (liked it). There once was a land called bob, and it had elite prostitutes was awesome sauce, where he had a ulcer and died then along came Atreyu and he thought he might -blam!- your mom up if she didn't put the -blam!- in the ketchup bottle but, then I killed Ronald Wilson Reagan and The story ended. Once upon time a thread returned to eat a 80's hair band with a giant rubber butt plug In sync with a dog named Falkor? I'm confused. Timmy was a Idiot sitting in a young boy with his big butt in a blender and a piece of -blam!- chocolate sprinkled donut Filled with retarded monkey facieses and beanie babies exploding squirrel juices and abnormally large sandwiches with giant juicy worms, which went in my pants Then a monkey ate a fat elderly woman that Threw her up and ate her spaghetti, that had Boobies then it lactated all over your mom who Farted then sat Farted then sat in my nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos on And everyone dies. Then get resurrected on a plate of leet sauce with buckets-o-shrimp And cheeries but then someone -BLAM- on the coats Then cleaned it and jerks his Computer mouse like(temporary stupidity ppl got lost) and then he took a kitten And shoved it up his thingy and smelled it smelled bad like roses do Then He exploded into a googolplex and then imploded with a squirt of orange citrus in the eye and walked into the strip club and bow chicka wow-wowed with the stripper, squirts in her soda 'cause his drink had AIDS and he saw Godzilla then he whimpered quietly at Chuck Norris who played halo with a soffish :] with lots of sexy strippers doing the sexy marshmallow 'cus Godzilla was making love to a monkey with a doomsday device that raped him Then Master Chief gets in his batmobile then blew up a mutant chipmunk then killed himself then he respawned then team killed his friend stuntmutt then killed himself (again) then he respawned (again) And then his armor blew up then the universe ended and could never be brought back The end. There once was A bunny rabbit that went forth and divided by zero The end. Master Chief was a dick like 7 feet long and then a HeShe named Fattypatty wanted to go to the circus. but Godzilla shot but he didn't Kill that person yet but then oprah told him that he was a moron who was a Vienna sausage eating nerd who didn’t like things Cooked with blood or anything cooked in hot oil so he threw vibrators at girls so he cried Like a girl and ran to the mall where Gonzo and Kermit ate the whole damn pizza, and half the snack bar and Jesus said LET MY PEOPLE have the fish let there be beef or chicken But then he smoked some crack and the hippies had Godzilla sex with Mario and bungie recorded it while waiting patiently to play halo wars and we celebrate only to be pwned by a man named Frankie who lives in The Ark So baldy while eating pie wanted a steak on a kidney and sucking balls with a straw but GezaB came and stole them for his collection then Luke came and was pwned Wakeboy by a fat Mister Chief who The Evil Eye went up to Mr Secksy Man, who was really Chuck Norris on a stick :O*Gasp* Then he turned to a fish in Iraq while getting shot but then Fishy told bob to fall into a fat ugly <3 and die a good death but a bad one shat out his big half-n-half butt while playing his trombone on a big long fat note Well, after 2 years of inactivity and knowing almost no one in this endless sea of new bungie followers, I thought we could use a nice long game! Basically, you post 3 words to add to the story. No periods. No endings. Idiocy is allowed. Idiocy is required. Please, however, keep it in the forum rules. I'll commemorate the first person that complies the story every 10 pages ;), The start (will be extra long) In the beginning, chuck norris ************************************** YOU ALL BETTER ADD 'REDFLARE', YOUR BENEFACTOR AND CREATOR OF THIS AMAZING NEVERENDING THREAD (ME) TO YOUR XBL FRIENDS LIST, YOU MOFOS! [Edited on 10.20.2007 10:16 PM PDT]