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10/12/2007 7:18:11 AM
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The Never-Ending Story Game!
*UPDATES* [b]kid510 v2[/b] Has won the challenge by compiling 1-11! He can post more now! He is now your second in command of moderating the story! please be careful with j00's new powas!
The story so far:
In the beginning, Chuck Norris went fishing at Iraq, and he roundhouse kicked a small elderly man who fell off his luck dragon named Falkor Smith who had a pancake named bob who liked Cheese poured on his hands because he (liked it).
There once was a land called bob, and it had elite prostitutes was awesome sauce, where he had a ulcer and died then along came Atreyu and he thought he might -blam!- your mom up if she didn't put the -blam!- in the ketchup bottle but, then I killed Ronald Wilson Reagan and The story ended.
Once upon time a thread returned to eat a 80's hair band with a giant rubber butt plug In sync with a dog named Falkor? I'm confused.
Timmy was a Idiot sitting in a young boy with his big butt in a blender and a piece of -blam!- chocolate sprinkled donut Filled with retarded monkey facieses and beanie babies exploding squirrel juices and abnormally large sandwiches with giant juicy worms, which went in my pants Then a monkey ate a fat elderly woman that Threw her up and ate her spaghetti, that had Boobies then it lactated all over your mom who Farted then sat Farted then sat in my nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos on And everyone dies. Then get resurrected on a plate of leet sauce with buckets-o-shrimp And cheeries but then someone -BLAM- on the coats Then cleaned it and jerks his Computer mouse like(temporary stupidity ppl got lost) and then he took a kitten And shoved it up his thingy and smelled it smelled bad like roses do Then He exploded into a googolplex and then imploded with a squirt of orange citrus in the eye and walked into the strip club and bow chicka wow-wowed with the stripper, squirts in her soda 'cause his drink had AIDS and he saw Godzilla then he whimpered quietly at Chuck Norris who played halo with a soffish :] with lots of sexy strippers doing the sexy marshmallow 'cus Godzilla was making love to a monkey with a doomsday device that raped him Then Master Chief gets in his batmobile then blew up a mutant chipmunk then killed himself then he respawned then team killed his friend stuntmutt then killed himself (again) then he respawned (again) And then his armor blew up then the universe ended and could never be brought back The end.
There once was A bunny rabbit that went forth and divided by zero The end.
Master Chief was a dick like 7 feet long and then a HeShe named Fattypatty wanted to go to the circus. but Godzilla shot but he didn't Kill that person yet but then oprah told him that he was a moron who was a Vienna sausage eating nerd who didn’t like things Cooked with blood or anything cooked in hot oil so he threw vibrators at girls so he cried Like a girl and ran to the mall where Gonzo and Kermit ate the whole damn pizza, and half the snack bar and Jesus said LET MY PEOPLE have the fish let there be beef or chicken But then he smoked some crack and the hippies had Godzilla sex with Mario and bungie recorded it while waiting patiently to play halo wars and we celebrate only to be pwned by a man named Frankie who lives in The Ark So baldy while eating pie wanted a steak on a kidney and sucking balls with a straw but GezaB came and stole them for his collection then Luke came and was pwned Wakeboy by a fat Mister Chief who The Evil Eye went up to Mr Secksy Man, who was really Chuck Norris on a stick :O*Gasp* Then he turned to a fish in Iraq while getting shot but then Fishy told bob to fall into a fat ugly <3 and die a good death but a bad one shat out his big half-n-half butt while playing his trombone on a big long fat note
Well, after 2 years of inactivity and knowing almost no one in this endless sea of new bungie followers, I thought we could use a nice long game!
Basically, you post 3 words to add to the story. No periods. No endings.
Idiocy is allowed. Idiocy is required. Please, however, keep it in the forum rules. I'll commemorate the first person that complies the story every 10 pages ;),
The start (will be extra long)
In the beginning, chuck norris
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YOU ALL BETTER ADD 'REDFLARE', YOUR BENEFACTOR AND CREATOR OF THIS AMAZING NEVERENDING THREAD (ME) TO YOUR XBL FRIENDS LIST, YOU MOFOS!
[Edited on 10.20.2007 10:16 PM PDT]
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Game over. The Flood is offtopic... not forum games. Seriously, listen to me. Post relevant, insightful, interesting news and discussions... don't spam it with games and popularity and this rediculous Floodian subculture crap. I warn you now, especially the newer members; considering yourself a Floodian is a quick way to get on my bad side. And I DO have a list of names who I won't forgive. Honestly. Don't make the list.
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(stealing mooman1080's 3rd word) . Fortunately he respawned and
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and died
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and started crying
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a supercalofragilistic-espyaladocious wall
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ran into
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the nuts and
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kicked him in
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and a furry creature
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he liked it
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teh secksyman buttsecks
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asked for secks
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. Then a lady
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that sometimes explode
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testosterone filled testicles
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while juggling flaming
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his boyfriend's bedroom [Edited on 10.21.2007 5:24 PM PDT]
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the abcs in
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disco while burping
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chicken doing the
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ate a fat
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To hell Kenny
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sending him to
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowGuy1285 and got ran[/quote] the -blam!- over
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Heres the story start were the one from page ten left off my mom cry but then suddenly but then he found out he didn't he couldnt believe that he was gonna get a steak dinner from Luke and -blam!- a shotgun shot the damn grunt and buttsecksed him nightly but yo momma buttsecksed him first and turned into a buttsecksing machine that DIDNT -blam!- in the correct position for stripping so she took yo mommas purse and pulled out her really huge purple llama named Frankie jimmy the squirrel liked to eat cookie condoms for pooping in the urinal while the squirrels attacked pi and started killing your mom because car into a hottub in Mexico Hate those commies run around a pimp clothes shop that had many bases that are pointless spammy threads and squirrel juice he slapped a prostitute with a marlin came out of the ass and then hit your mom's face and left the Master Chief's entrails on a grunt's a brute pooped a balloon that has buttsecksed cortana with a rubber object he found in his sisters room who then touched a large cow that was very deformed at the cow bell and I come in and kill everyone like your mom finally noticed the subject line on this page but now he doesn't Three days later, Wonderboy, the protagonist who had to take over in place of our currently chosen one, stepped out onto the mall roof in the bright sun. It pierced his eyes, and warmed his cold, clammy skin. On the streets below, the vicious chipmunk creatures who had invaded his small country town almost a week ago, were munching ravenously on the bodies of the dead, spreading their virulent powers. Soon the dead would reanimate as humans...but humans with deadly chipmunk teeth AND the chipmunks that are very very furry did what no other furry thing has done before and a large hammer smashed iwilrulu2 head and then said no John you ARE THE DEMONS Then he got mad and shot them and took his money back, then went to rob the donught shop with bob because they were hungry But they had no donughts so he ate bob instead then the wonderous band Journey came riding trogdor and killed everyone one body moved up and down and started dancing to the Halo theme song while flopping his really big fat Lovehandles while riding a hot grunt so hard that their methane tanks blew And cut the heads off a thread Then got resurrected onto a plate stacked with Doritos That did not exist except when I OWN BADLY and when abixenator did his mom that was rude doing his mom while eating a giant murderous cobra alive that he just robbed from the jewlry store And -blam!-ed a old lady that was dining at a man strip club was actually a girl strip club where he flashed a photo of A barrel roll while peppy screamed IT WAS BATMAN IN MY PANTS Then Godzilla showed a crayon to End humanity whilst a burly man Its a trap that causes all To die horribly when not on a trampoline that bounces up and left to fall into a pile of E.T. cartridges that shoot splazers of super rainbow gelatinous ass bombs that phail epicly which come from a leprechauns armpit that spreads AIDS across your bed sheets through the woods to grandmothers house and up yer bum to kill all livng people in paris hiltons magical papadapolis' house with quiznoes breakfast sandwiches minus the bad chicks in bed arent lackin meat on dey fat assess Like mel gibson on crystal meth with fruit pies andajackhammerup his ass. In Krispy Kreme Flavored miniskirts with caramel salted buns that cause diarrhea and mild death Or don't do pushups while trying to devour Still Alive by showing a gerbil how to kill 29 12 legged SchoolGirls in Uniforms armed with kantana's and greasy meatballs but the schoolgirls shoot Mr. Secksy and are hot and sticky from Mr Secksy's Bawls going boom on the planet earth an unknown planet to the people without much hesitation to then vomit Four Four Four while measuring up the size of the imeasurable and making hot chocolate That pugs drink with David Hasselhoff when they are drunk like kitties burn in fiery depths of the toob's evil lair With the evil and the knot of the evil Mr. fluffin pants dancing during the Red Bull airshow while holding a giant umbrella singing Ice Ice Baby with guest star 50 cent featuring Your mom on the big thingamabob called the great Evil Chicken Head dot com slash halo is awesome slash dam right but it's horrible slash poopaloo 2 at the same time that a bunny called Mr. Fuzzywinkles the III (3rd) crossed the road and got ran [Edited on 10.21.2007 3:24 PM PDT]
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and got ran
