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10/3/2007 4:20:08 PM
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I would've been your daddy jokes.
I saw the thread "Katanas" and saw a bunch of "I would've been your daddy" jokes and thought i would be an interesting [url=http://holydogwater.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/spam.jpg]thread[/url] If you don't know the rules, you're probably retarded. lol.
I would've been your daddy, but the dog beat me upstairs.
[Edited on 10.03.2007 8:27 AM PDT]
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I would have been your daddy, but her back door was too small. [Edited on 10.06.2007 1:05 PM PDT]
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I would have been your daddy, but your I ran out of money...
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I would have been your daddy but your mom has a -blam!- and you're adopted
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I would've been your daddy but i didn't want another mistake like your sister in the world.
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I would've been your daddy, but your dog beat me to the room.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sharpest I would have been your daddy, but she demanded it on the face.[/quote] I've been trying to think of the politest way to say that, but you did it.
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I would have been your daddy, but she demanded it on the face.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre Haha, you're new avatar is so funny looking.[/quote] I know, it's pretty damn gangster. I'm still not sure if I'm going to keep it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Secksy Man I would have been your daddy, but the condom worked this time, unlike......*stares at OP's older sister*[/quote] Haha, you're new avatar is so funny looking.
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I woulda been your daddy but your moms cooch ate the last guy that had secks with her. [Edited on 10.03.2007 1:24 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjAg I would have been your daddy, but you can't even make original jokes. Before anyone thinks I'm a huge jerkface, I'm just giving this guy a hard time. No worries. :)[/quote] I would have been your daddy, but my school's football team is 5-0.
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I would have been yo daddy but thankfully I used contraceptive, and now I don't have to worry myself with such issues.
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I would have been your daddy, but the condom worked this time, unlike......*stares at OP's older sister*
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i would have been your daddy, but getting that skull was too hard
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I would have been your daddy, but I'm sterile. : (
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I would have been your daddy, but your mom was so fat I -blam!- -blam!- ass -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- stapler -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- Candyland -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- flower arrangement.
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I could have been your daddy, but I don't like to have sex with random people on the streets. XP
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I would have been your daddy, but your mom said only 3 guys at a time and I was 4th in line.
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I would have been your daddy, but your mom is a -blam!-
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Hahaha, that thread got out of hand quickly, largely due to me. I woulda been yo daddy, but your mom said she only takes it in the back door.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MeechVII [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjAg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MeechVII [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjAg Before anyone thinks I'm a huge jerkface, I'm just giving this guy a hard time. No worries. :)[/quote] Now you're being a spineless jerkface. Further proof that your mother is a lying whore. I knew I wasn't your father(but I would have been, if the line to "get in" hadn't been so long that night).[/quote] Meechford, we've been over this countless times. You have to get there at LEAST 3 hours before your appointment if you want to get in on time.[/quote] True Underdog? I was there early, but I ran out of plastic wrap, and I'm not diving into that fur pie unless every bit of skin is protected. So I had to run to Wal-Mart in what was essentially a clear diver's suit.[/quote] Was it calling you Meechford that gave it away? Or did you look at my sig? :D I wanted a change. I got moderator permission (like the previous time) to make a new acct. To be on topic... I would have been your daddy but your sister was an easier target.
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It seems it is. Dunno why I put it in The Flood. It's better in the Halo 3 Forums. Lol, thanks for pointing that out.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] P0TAT0M0NKEYone I would have been your daddy, but the (POTATO) monkey beat me up the stairs. Pwned! Oh, and that thread was made by me. I didn't start the jokes! Well, I did. I didn't start the ones against the rules! I need to get rid of those posts. If only I could! *Sigh* It was originally asking people who unlocked the Katana in Halo 3 by getting all the achievements... How did it turn out like this? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13349243&postRepeater1-p=1]Old thread[/url] | [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13370807&viewreplies=true] New thread[/url][/quote] Lol, your thread got moved, it's in Halo 3 territory now.
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I would have been your daddy, but the (POTATO) monkey beat me up the stairs. Pwned! Oh, and that thread was made by me. I didn't start the jokes! Well, I did. I didn't start the ones against the rules! I need to get rid of those posts. If only I could! *Sigh* It was originally asking people who unlocked the Katana in Halo 3 by getting all the achievements... How did it turn out like this? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13349243&postRepeater1-p=1]Old thread[/url] | [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13370807&viewreplies=true] New thread[/url] [Edited on 10.03.2007 9:44 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjAg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MeechVII [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjAg Before anyone thinks I'm a huge jerkface, I'm just giving this guy a hard time. No worries. :)[/quote] Now you're being a spineless jerkface. Further proof that your mother is a lying whore. I knew I wasn't your father(but I would have been, if the line to "get in" hadn't been so long that night).[/quote] Meechford, we've been over this countless times. You have to get there at LEAST 3 hours before your appointment if you want to get in on time.[/quote] True Underdog? I was there early, but I ran out of plastic wrap, and I'm not diving into that fur pie unless every bit of skin is protected. So I had to run to Wal-Mart in what was essentially a clear diver's suit.
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I would have been your daddy but that -blam!- was just ugly. That and I couldn't find two paper bags to put over her face.
