So I went into the store to buy a 20oz soda and it turned out it was a 16oz soda! WTF! so screamed LST! at the top of my lungs, which angered the sasquatch luonging nearby. She began to chase me, screaming "BANG BANG" at the top of her lungs. I ran until I crashed into shirt guy. He made me stick sausage down crack guy's pants.
So...
Noone better have gotten those.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halifax How about this: [i]I know that voting against the Republicans in Utah is pointless so I just got the vote slip where you write a name down. I put down, "Gordon B. Hinkley".[/i] At this point, everyone laughs, then a girl raises her hand (she is blonde) and says, [i]"Wait, Gordon B. Hinkley didn't run for president![/i][/quote] I'm pretty sure I can find a way to Blame Kate