So I went into the store to buy a 20oz soda and it turned out it was a 16oz soda! WTF! so screamed LST! at the top of my lungs, which angered the sasquatch luonging nearby. She began to chase me, screaming "BANG BANG" at the top of her lungs. I ran until I crashed into shirt guy. He made me stick sausage down crack guy's pants.
So...
Noone better have gotten those.
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at my movie theater they don't serve medium ices and my friend asked for one and the guy turns around and says retard and my friend over hears him and the guy is like i didn't know you were still here LOL