So, I read the rules (amazing, huh?) and unlike the many other forums, there is no rule for "No Bad Jokes". And while I'm not here to piss off the Mod Shoguns, I just think it would be funny to see all the jokes that are so lame, they're funny....kinda....sort of....okay, maybe just a little.
For those that don't read, here's a couple of general rules:
No crude jokes.
No racial jokes.
No -blam!- jokes.
Follow Mods' rules and such.
So to begin, here's mine:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
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a Destroyer?
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A submarine?
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What's long and hard and full of seamen? No, seriously, someone asked me this and fon't know. [Edited on 10/20/2004 1:50:12 PM]
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Whats brown and sticky? A stick Boom Boom
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We know that the human body was designed by an engineer; who else would put a waste disposal unit by the recreational center?
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Hehehe, I still like the sayings though. :) This one might be pushing my luck though: "If girls are made of sugars and spice and all things nice... then how come they taste like anchovies?" All in good humour... ;P
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo beast Vella, I didn't know you had it in you. That by far is the worst. I'm still laughin' though.[/quote] I remembered that joke from when I was 5, and they introduced the computers and the internet, into kindergarten. Perhaps the fact I still remember it is a testament to how damaging it was. Oh well, funny, yet terrible.
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Here's a bad joke. Why did people buy Fable? Because it was supposed to be a great game, but it was barely mediocre. Yeah, it wasn't a joke, but damn that game was an embarassment to RPG's everywhere. That's where the real joke is.
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Vella, I didn't know you had it in you. That by far is the worst. I'm still laughin' though.
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[quote] What's worse than a baby in one garbage can? One baby in ten garbage cans.[/quote]
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So much for the rules.
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ROFL!!!
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Does disgustingly funny sayings count? On a hot day after long hours of physical work Bob walks into the bar and says to the Bartender: "Geez its hot out there, I'm sweating like a pediphile at a Wiggles concert"
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I can't stop laughing at the microwave thing. God help me.
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If you're gonna do baby jokes I have one of those. It's actually a dead baby joke. This one is sure to send me to Hell. What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. Yup, I'm going to Hell. If any mod sees this please don't ban me, it's all in good humor.
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Oh... my God. Horrible yet hilarious.
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Whats white, black, red and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave.
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This one is a classic bad joke. It's so bad, I got it off of a cereal box. It goes like this: What did one math book say to the other? I got a lot of problems. *punches self in face*
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Heres one: A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".