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9/20/2007 12:09:22 AM
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Are fart and poop jokes still cool when you get older?

I saw some guys saying that they aren't. Well I'm 24 and I still think they are hillarious, when appropriate of course. But I mean, flatulence, what's not to laugh about. It's just like when someone gets hit in the nads. It's funny as long as it wasn't you... Am I right?
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  • I remember in Kindergarten when one kid had diarrhea in their pants, and it slid down the carpet floor of the Library. D: Uggghhhhh. It was nasty, but so friggin' hilarious. BTW, did anyone notice that the black bars are gone? YAYZ! [Edited on 09.19.2007 8:04 PM PDT]

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  • If the moment is right, they seem to never die out.

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  • when you are with your immature friends

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S3NATOR I just threw up a little from this thread...[/quote] Guys, I'm 14 and dont find them funny. [Edited on 09.19.2007 7:38 PM PDT]

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  • Ever heard of the [b]F[/b]latulant [b]A[/b]irborne [b]R[/b]eaction [b]T[/b]eam?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DRDS Merc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadow5433 I'm 17 and I really dont think they are funny at all.[/quote] ahh thats sad they are still funny for me[/quote]I dont ever remember liking them though,

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadow5433 I'm 17 and I really dont think they are funny at all.[/quote] ahh thats sad they are still funny for me [Edited on 09.19.2007 7:05 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S3NATOR I just threw up a little from this thread...[/quote] Me too, but I was playing oookie mouth...

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  • I just threw up a little from this thread...

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  • i don't find the noise all that funny, tripping isn't all that funny either but something about a good cartoon vomit scene just makes me fall out....again thank you family guy. as far as that gilbert gotfried joke, i wondered where my gramps got his one-liner. [Edited on 09.19.2007 6:59 PM PDT]

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  • I'm 17 and I really dont think they are funny at all.

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  • thats what she said

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mr poopoo232 no. im planning on changing my gamertag and bungie.net name, but i cant think of anything.[/quote] i read your post before your name, and i just had a good laugh.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Faucy Paunts Poop fart jokes will [i]never[/i] get old. It's funnier if you say it in another language (AKA Polish). Koopa = poop Doopa/Doopka = Arse Pootsuck (pronounced pewtsuck) = Penix <_< Sheekoo = Urine Smyerjohnseh Sheekoo doopa koopa pootsuck! That first word mean "really stinky". Tfardah koopskaw! "really, [i]really[/i] hard poop". -- Gah, bite me.[/quote] HA! thats great. And yes, poop is funny, exept when you have it on you. Then thats just Sh-hitty.

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  • I'm not really sure. Unintentional ones are, more than not. In my 11th grade US history class, we laughed at the Townsend [b]Duties[/b] Crisis. Which, now that I read it, seems funnier.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mr poopoo232 no. im planning on changing my gamertag and bungie.net name, but i cant think of anything.[/quote] Don't do it! mr poopoo232 is a funny name! I thought you of all people would find these jokes funny! Chocolate Rain.....

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  • no. im planning on changing my gamertag and bungie.net name, but i cant think of anything.

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  • Yeah, I mean, have you ever been in a room with some friends and just went, "Shhhh, did you guys hear that?" they'll say, "hear what?" *[i]rips one loudly[/i] "Did you hear that?"... Aww man, it's awesome when everyone gets quiet for you to rip it.... lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Proof that no matter how old you are, poop is funny. [quote]Three old men are talking, the first one starts. "Oh, my life is so horrible. I hate being old. Every morning I wake up at 6:00, I go the the bathroom and I try to pee. Try and try, and nothing. Not a drop." The second man says, "That's nothing. I wake up every morning at 5:00, sit on the john, strain and strain to take a poop. Strain and strain, every morning. Nothing!" The third man says, "You guys got it lucky. Let me tell you bad. Every morning at 7:00 I have a big poop and a big long pee." The other men look at him, "What? Are you crazy? How is that bad?" The third guy says, "Because I don't wake up until 9!"[/quote] Thank you Gilbert Gottfried.[/quote]*smacks forehead*

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  • Ain't nothin' funnier than a fart.

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  • Oh, remember how I said the word pootsuck (I'm not sure if that's how it's spelled, but whatever)? Well, turns out that if you make a certain noise, such as tapping a piece of wood, a clank, or farting, and say "tsuck" right after makes it sound like pootsuck. I taught my old man this, and every time he rips one, he always says "tsuck". And to those of you who aren't the brightest people in the world, it's meant to resemble "pootsuck", which means penix. >_> <_<

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  • Ha, I think any man, that is a MAN, cannot go a day without sayin or talking about poop, or laughing at it for that matter

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  • Poop fart jokes will [i]never[/i] get old. It's funnier if you say it in another language (AKA Polish). Koopa = poop Doopa/Doopka = Arse Pootsuck (pronounced pewtsuck) = Penix <_< Sheekoo = Urine Smyerjohnseh Sheekoo doopa koopa pootsuck! That first word mean "really stinky". Tfardah koopskaw! "really, [i]really[/i] hard poop". -- Gah, bite me.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Proof that no matter how old you are, poop is funny. [quote]Three old men are talking, the first one starts. "Oh, my life is so horrible. I hate being old. Every morning I wake up at 6:00, I go the the bathroom and I try to pee. Try and try, and nothing. Not a drop." The second man says, "That's nothing. I wake up every morning at 5:00, sit on the john, strain and strain to take a poop. Strain and strain, every morning. Nothing!" The third man says, "You guys got it lucky. Let me tell you bad. Every morning at 7:00 I have a big poop and a big long pee." The other men look at him, "What? Are you crazy? How is that bad?" The third guy says, "Because I don't wake up until 9!"[/quote] Thank you Gilbert Gottfried.[/quote] Nice....

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  • Proof that no matter how old you are, poop is funny. [quote]Three old men are talking, the first one starts. "Oh, my life is so horrible. I hate being old. Every morning I wake up at 6:00, I go the the bathroom and I try to pee. Try and try, and nothing. Not a drop." The second man says, "That's nothing. I wake up every morning at 5:00, sit on the john, strain and strain to take a poop. Strain and strain, every morning. Nothing!" The third man says, "You guys got it lucky. Let me tell you bad. Every morning at 7:00 I have a big poop and a big long pee." The other men look at him, "What? Are you crazy? How is that bad?" The third guy says, "Because I don't wake up until 9!"[/quote] Thank you Gilbert Gottfried.

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  • Adam Sessler says farts are funny, and so it is true.

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