So, I read the rules (amazing, huh?) and unlike the many other forums, there is no rule for "No Bad Jokes". And while I'm not here to piss off the Mod Shoguns, I just think it would be funny to see all the jokes that are so lame, they're funny....kinda....sort of....okay, maybe just a little.
For those that don't read, here's a couple of general rules:
No crude jokes.
No racial jokes.
No -blam!- jokes.
Follow Mods' rules and such.
So to begin, here's mine:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
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Does disgustingly funny sayings count? On a hot day after long hours of physical work Bob walks into the bar and says to the Bartender: "Geez its hot out there, I'm sweating like a pediphile at a Wiggles concert"