I've decided to tell the truth.
I'm not actually a retarded shark, or whatever the hell this avatar is. I'm a woman!
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I'm an Elite, communicating to your pitiful human world from a Covenant Cruiser orbiting your planet, your puny detection systems cannot track us. I only feel obliged to help people and give Halo information because on November 9th it won't matter anymore, you'll all be destroyed. "wort wort wort!" no, really