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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :( [Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [i][b]A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. [/b][/i] [/quote] So this is how you treat animals? You fed it with [b]chocolate[/b] (which is poison I believe along with advocado.) AND sprayed with a hose? Honestly, I hope you die and you choking yourself on your own "fugecicle" or however you meant to spell it. Oh yeah for the record, I also own a rare breed parrot and even though he is obnoxious at times, that's still isn't how you attempt to solve problems especially feeding it crap and not expecting serious consequences. I'd say face your problems and and always go for the worst punishment. Don't even try to lie and get away. You deserve it. You really do.

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