I learned that if you try [i]looking[/i] for that kind of person in a [u]videogame[/u], you end up disappointed. However, I did learn that when stuck in a closed space and zombies with swords are attacking, the friend who you thought was going to help you ward off the zombie threat will actually take his shotgun and put it inside your pharynx and evenly distribute your body across a wall behind you, just to have your ammo. Then that person will subsequently teabag you until your body eventually decomposes. Then when you come back to life, because [i]someone[/i] thinks "It's just not your time." You'll end up being the "Last Man Standing" and be swarmed by zombies and killed, yet again, by your jerk friend and teabagged by every one of the 15 zombies. In alphabetical order, no less.