1,000 of your favorite food is now sentient, and are now going to hunt you down with said weapon.
I have to fight 1,000 crowbar wielding pizzas'....
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1,000 [url=http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100514015205/wii/images/7/76/SpinyShell-1-.jpg] of these things[/url] wielding hot dogs. I'm screwed, whether or not they have hot dogs.