Nice read DeeJ! Your soon (tm) kills me a little bit inside though. Anyways, here's what probably happens at BUNGIE on a daily basis: .......... It was supposed to be an easy job; they just had to run into the [b]Office Space[/b] of Bungie, [b]Snatch[/b] the target, do a [b]Quick Change[/b] of clothes, then be [b]Gone in 60 Seconds[/b]. They had even hired Agent Ocean, a famed [b]Ronin[/b] from Japan, and Agent [b]Ocean's Eleven[/b] highly trained [b]Reservoir Dogs[/b], widely known for their ability to appear like a puddle of water. Everything was set, they even had a code for danger, a question that was to be asked in Old English. It all went well until they made it to the front door, where Jerome was waiting. In between the bloody smacks of his giant hammer, one could almost here the faint whispers of "[b]O Brother Where Art Though[/b]?" And Sages beard was safe... for now. .......... Tell me what you guys think. Do you think I should make it less realistic?