[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UniversalManiac NOTE: This site, zachbraffquotes.com, and everything contained on it is purely satire not affilitated to Zach Braff, Fox Searchlight, or Dreamworks Pictures in any way, shape, or form. [b]These quotes are user submitted and therefore were NOT said or written by Zach Braff, but are merely satire.[/b][/quote]Congratulations, detective, you've made the force proud. I guess it might have been my fault for not making the sarcasm in my post clear enough. Oh well, these are still funny as hell.