First off I want to go ahead and say that I mean No offense to anyone that may be short in anyway. Please do not get mad at me, this is just for fun! Anyway back to the subject at hand.. I am in great need of some really good short people jokes. The reason Is that, My best friend "Matt" is....well... short, infact very short for his age at almost 18. Matt and I had made an agrement the other day and we decided that He can make all the "Mexican jokes" about me that he wants to, If he lets me make all the "short people" jokes that I want to about him and lately I havent really been able to come up with anything good, but he has been burning me with joke after joke and I sadly remeber the treaty that we made as I pull back my arm from wanting to punch him in the stomach. So I ask you My friends at Bungie, Can you help me?? I am in desperate need of some good jokes and you have always been...a help in the past...most of the time that is. O and I am going to make this a little competitive..whoever makes me laugh the most with there joke will recive a box of cookies in the mail =D *there can only be one winner to this lol Please HELP!!