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7/2/2008 1:28:43 AM
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The Meaning of Life: Orange rhymes with Orange and the true meaning of 7

The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit. Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine. The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris). However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up. Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange. The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR! But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of [i]Mount Doom[/i]. One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)! This is all we really know about this so called "ring": Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, [u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring. SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of [i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE! That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action! ---The Group--- [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url] [Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot Okay, so I think I have the purple conspiracy figured out too! You see, since [u]purple[/u] rhymes with [u]nurple[/u] and purple nurples are are given to those we blame, we must give one to Stosh. Stosh types in a salmonly colour. Salmon are fish. SO IS THE SOFFISH! Since we discoverred that this was related to the Soffish in a [i]quote pyramid[/i], the Soffish must be in a South American Pyramid (due to the fact that salmon are Native to the Americas)! As we figure out from [url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHizPkaMLVw]this clip[/url], bungie has already deployed an Orange suited ninja to return the Soffish, before the South American bears could eat it. Unfortunately, Ninjas have only one natural predator. The One Eyed, One Horned, Flying [u]Purple[/u] People Eater! Now wether this people eater is [i]coloured[/i] purple, or eats [i]purple[/i] people nobody can be certain. But what we do know is that it has killed Bungie's ninja and is hiding in a South American Pyramid. Surely this pyramid contains the remaining rings of power, however we are going to need Indiana Jones' help to return them safely![/quote] No, INDIANA JONES IS NOT ENOUGH.... WE MUST USE.......The Webmaster, Shishka, Disembodied soul, Ling Ling, AND CHUCK NORRIS TO PULL THIS OFF!!!

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