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11/20/2006 6:43:56 AM
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The most logical use for the "X" button: (w/ diagram)
Press "X" for picnic table manouver.
Imagine it: An elite is rushing the Chief, energy sword blazing in the night. The Chief, clip empty, slips out of cover and charges the Elite. At the last second, as the ELite roars his challenge, the Chief leaps into the air, and turn into a picnic table!
The manouver is of such epic proportions, the Elite's brain undergoes nuclear fission on the spot, boiling his flesh away, before disapearing in a blinding flash of white.
[url=http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6061/chiefpicnictabledh8.jpg] Diagram [/url]
Edit: [i]Image shack host expired. Replaced.[/i]
[Edited on 1/5/2007]
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LMFAO yeah maybe the world would be a better place with picnic tables littered everywhere and spartans all having lunch at the same time for 24/7 that will be the life!
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LOL, so true.
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Ah. But what about Multiplayer? I suddenly was given images of a group of spartans eating lunch. "Church, there's a grenade in my sandwich."
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[url=http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q27/helljumper44/Black_jesus.jpg]Black Jesus[/url] endorses this maneuver.
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Activate picnic table mode. Yes I always knew the MC was actually a transformer.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Peemores This whole theory on the x button kinda makes sense if you think about it.. I also think that if you hold down both triggers then press the x button then you can take off your helmet.[/quote] Yeah, it's much easier to sit down and eat at the table that way.
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This whole theory on the x button kinda makes sense if you think about it.. I also think that if you hold down both triggers then press the x button then you can take off your helmet.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MinkOWar Press "X" for picnic table manouver. Imagine it: An elite is rushing the Chief, energy sword blazing in the night. The Chief, clip empty, slips out of cover and charges the Elite. At the last second, as the ELite roars his challenge, the Chief leaps into the air, and turn into a picnic table! The manouver is of such epic proportions, the Elite's brain undergoes nuclear fission on the spot, boiling his flesh away, before disapearing in a blinding flash of white. [url=http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3121/chiefpicnictablegv3.jpg] Diagram [/url][/quote] YOU... ARE A GENEIUS... AND... YOU SHOULD WORK FOR BUNGIE!! CLICK ON THE 'WORK FOR US' BUTTON ON THE BUNGIE.NET SITE NOOOOW!!!!
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HOLY -blam!- WE HAVE THE EINSTEIN OF THE 21st CENTURY!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vertrexz But think if that happened everyone´s brain will explode! Think of the weak minded people, you are playing halo 3 and then your small brother walks in and BAM! he explodes!!!!!! Oh NOES! That will make halo 3 an "A" rated game (adults) Or just a "R" rated game (retarded)[/quote] Obviously, they would only allow the camera to show half of the picnic table at a time. This would prevent most brains from exploding. This is similar in operation to the funniest joke in the world, which had to be translated in separtate parts to prevent the translators from laughing themselves to death.
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But think if that happened everyone´s brain will explode! Think of the weak minded people, you are playing halo 3 and then your small brother walks in and BAM! he explodes!!!!!! Oh NOES! That will make halo 3 an "A" rated game (adults) Or just a "R" rated game (retarded)
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So I destroy all the picnic tables in Halo 3 and I'll quickly climb in the ranks.
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I liked this theory, I think it's pretty obvious now...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ciaran [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MinkOWar How about we not have bags of testicles? Yeah, that's good. Ninjas suck, long live Pirates![/quote] I wouldn't say that if Shishka is near... Brilliance. It could be the leader in innovative gaming. The picnic table. The George Foreman. The BBQ.[/quote] I'm not scared of Shishka, he only permabanned me for leaking the storyline of Halo 3 a year and a half ago. It only cost me three limbs to get the ban lifted!!
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Holly -blam!- thats funny
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MinkOWar How about we not have bags of testicles? Yeah, that's good. Ninjas suck, long live Pirates![/quote] I wouldn't say that if Shishka is near... Brilliance. It could be the leader in innovative gaming. The picnic table. The George Foreman. The BBQ.
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How about we not have bags of testicles? Yeah, that's good. Ninjas suck, long live Pirates!
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this is the best idea I have ever heard. Halo 3: Master Chief goes Ninja.
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i killed this thread
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u sir have a great BRIAN!yes!A GREAT BARIN!!! my BIRAN is lousy i hope you rule the world with ur BRIAN if you do, i hope i get a BRIAN transplant now, onto a more serious note, how would it be balanced.... im thinking... it turns into a bag of koala testicles the shock will cause the enemy to proceed towars the nearest mountain and become a monk with a big BRIAN and call themselves mojojojo
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But what if some one becomes a picnic table under you before you can and the make you *pause for effect* wobbly? And will our team mates be able to run with our picnic table form as invincible shields? I can't wait to add this to my Halo PC mod, turning on your flashlight turns you into a indestructable picnic table that makes all who look at you sit down and eat. They will get a Master Cheeseburger, Flood Frie combo, with a large Prophet Punch.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SS_Zag1 But Mink, did you think of the balance? It wouldn't work well in Multiplayer, if you were playing against a very strong-willed and strong-minded player. And what if two people do it at the same time? I just can't see this being implemented without a huge community backlash that could lead Bungie to unleashing their licking Hippos with riot shields.[/quote] But it's perfectly balanced! Otherwise the picnic table would wobble!
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But Mink, did you think of the balance? It wouldn't work well in Multiplayer, if you were playing against a very strong-willed and strong-minded player. And what if two people do it at the same time? I just can't see this being implemented without a huge community backlash that could lead Bungie to unleashing their licking Hippos with riot shields.
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It's brilliant. Ingenious. Great. /target MinkOWar /goldstar
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I dont know why you people are so impressed and angry makes perfect sense to me.
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That's an interesting theory. It would explain the new gloves from the trailer. I think this should be looked into more.
