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11/20/2006 6:43:56 AM
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The most logical use for the "X" button: (w/ diagram)
Press "X" for picnic table manouver.
Imagine it: An elite is rushing the Chief, energy sword blazing in the night. The Chief, clip empty, slips out of cover and charges the Elite. At the last second, as the ELite roars his challenge, the Chief leaps into the air, and turn into a picnic table!
The manouver is of such epic proportions, the Elite's brain undergoes nuclear fission on the spot, boiling his flesh away, before disapearing in a blinding flash of white.
[url=http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6061/chiefpicnictabledh8.jpg] Diagram [/url]
Edit: [i]Image shack host expired. Replaced.[/i]
[Edited on 1/5/2007]
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[url=http://www.venganza.org/images/book_ad1.jpg]dare to glance upon teh holiness[/url]
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you sir are a brilliant mind.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mic Mac please please please please please Bungie MAKE THIS AN EASTER EGG!!!! congrats man, thats one of the best ideas ive heard of. For me thats right up there with the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster (google it)) ...[/quote] OMFThat'sfunnyascrap.
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please please please please please Bungie MAKE THIS AN EASTER EGG!!!! congrats man, thats one of the best ideas ive heard of. For me thats right up there with the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster (google it)) ...
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"Tap 'X' repeatedly to swat randomly at fire ants and flies...at said table" haha....good thread bud.....im all laughish now...its a word, i promise
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Osiris707 Wow, haha. Wort!?...[/quote] I know, that was my favorite part... I can just picture this incredulous "Wort?!?" from the Elite... Though it may not come across that well in the image.
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i dont know why or how u wood do it but if u tryed u could. maybe who knows, but if godzilla can lay eggs in a mutillated monster body than u could too.
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Wow, haha. Wort!? You da man, dude, you da man. [Edited on 12/14/2006]
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man that is funny, i just dont know about the picnic table thing
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I would piss my pants, If because of this, the DEV team actually tries this out in the game...
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I just realized... this should be stickied for scientific purposes
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It all makes sense know.
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Truely this is beyond us anymore... I'm making my shrine to the picnic table and its son MinkOWar. Join me for the kool aid later!
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the urge was too strong. this is officially my new sig. [Edited on 12/14/2006]
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this should definitly be an easter egg in the H3 campain or mutliplayer
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jrheelsfan This is to much for B.Net. The amazingness flowing from this idea has seperated itself into a NEW catagory. 1. Bungie must create a new forum dedicated to the understanding of The Picnic Table. Discussions would include anything and everything. Example: Can it be called the Pic-a-nic table? Does it include Picnic Ants? So on and so on... 2. A monument will be built in its honor. Developed only by Bungie since they have, and THIS IS PROVEN, made the best 2 Halo games so far. I dare you to find me any 2 that are better. Anyways, music shall be played 24 hours which would be directed by Marty of course. Frankie gets to hold the speakers for the music to be played out of. He loves this idea because it finally gives him something IMPORTANT to do at Bungie ;-) 3. Those that do not understand the amazingness of this shall be placed in a room with a cd player playing a baby crying/listening to x-box live for 23 hours blindfolded. The last hour of course they will concede to the awesomeness or be burn at the table*. After they do concede the must work for us as spies against Sony. If they are lost... then so be it. *Note* that chairs,floors,walls,stakes,lamps,stools,benches anything in general can't hold up The Tables jockstrap so they are gone forever. 4. Finally, it shall be known as The Picnic Table. Not teh pic t. Not Pic table. Nothing of the sort. All of the rest shall be filtered out. If you are discovered trying to write a different name then you will be deemed a heritic and will be bound to Rule Number 3. If you are caught trying to go against the filter with stuff like t-h-e p....i....c... ta...b..el... sucks... You will be forced to watch The Master Chief transform into The Picnic Table and may Chuck Norris have mercy on your soul.[/quote] The Picnic Table is Civilization.
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Press X to take a crap.
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This is to much for B.Net. The amazingness flowing from this idea has seperated itself into a NEW catagory. 1. Bungie must create a new forum dedicated to the understanding of The Picnic Table. Discussions would include anything and everything. Example: Can it be called the Pic-a-nic table? Does it include Picnic Ants? So on and so on... 2. A monument will be built in its honor. Developed only by Bungie since they have, and THIS IS PROVEN, made the best 2 Halo games so far. I dare you to find me any 2 that are better. Anyways, music shall be played 24 hours which would be directed by Marty of course. Frankie gets to hold the speakers for the music to be played out of. He loves this idea because it finally gives him something IMPORTANT to do at Bungie ;-) 3. Those that do not understand the amazingness of this shall be placed in a room with a cd player playing a baby crying/listening to x-box live for 23 hours blindfolded. The last hour of course they will concede to the awesomeness or be burn at the table*. After they do concede the must work for us as spies against Sony. If they are lost... then so be it. *Note* that chairs,floors,walls,stakes,lamps,stools,benches anything in general can't hold up The Tables jockstrap so they are gone forever. 4. Finally, it shall be known as The Picnic Table. Not teh pic t. Not Pic table. Nothing of the sort. All of the rest shall be filtered out. If you are discovered trying to write a different name then you will be deemed a heritic and will be bound to Rule Number 3. If you are caught trying to go against the filter with stuff like t-h-e p....i....c... ta...b..el... sucks... You will be forced to watch The Master Chief transform into The Picnic Table and may Chuck Norris have mercy on your soul.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowTrickster The MC transforming into a picnic table...so what about the other spartans? Do they turn into plates and forks?[/quote] Probably more picnic tables, but I haven't discovered that part yet. Do you realise how expensive a corporate spy is these days?
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The MC transforming into a picnic table...so what about the other spartans? Do they turn into plates and forks?
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This could be useful for people climbing and launching in multiplayer. And for all of you who can't notice how this relates to everything Halo. You obviously haven't bashed your head up against a wall hundreds of times even if there's a hole in it. While playing Halo at the same time humping a picnic table on fire naked. That's how I know.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x I'm still waiting for someone to post saying "A picnic table? That's impossible - If you read the Halo books, blah blah blah you'll see that there's no evidence anywhere of John ever shape-shifting anywhere. Moreover, the slipspace blah blah blah. [b]Not to mention the fact that in the weekly updates, Frankie specifically said that the X button won't be used as a picnic table maneuver.[/b] Your theory is retarded and you're a n**b." Someone will write this! Fear not!![/quote] That would be almost as awesome as the MC really turning into a picnic table.
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I'm still waiting for someone to post saying "A picnic table? That's impossible - If you read the Halo books, blah blah blah you'll see that there's no evidence anywhere of John ever shape-shifting anywhere. Moreover, the slipspace blah blah blah. Not to mention the fact that in the weekly updates, Frankie specifically said that the X button won't be used as a picnic table maneuver. Your theory is retarded and you're a n**b." Someone will write this! Fear not!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random Guy 22 so Master Chief's really a TRANSFORMER.............I -blam!- ing knew it[/quote] Yes. In the end of Halo 3, Optimus Prime walks in and beats the ever-living crap out of the Brutes, too.
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so Master Chief's really a TRANSFORMER.............I -blam!- ing knew it
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sexy....... OMG!... and since its a picnic table... grunts and elites would sit down on it and drink from their "food nipples" mmmm and then BOOM! picnic table explodes!!!
