Press "X" for picnic table manouver.
Imagine it: An elite is rushing the Chief, energy sword blazing in the night. The Chief, clip empty, slips out of cover and charges the Elite. At the last second, as the ELite roars his challenge, the Chief leaps into the air, and turn into a picnic table!
The manouver is of such epic proportions, the Elite's brain undergoes nuclear fission on the spot, boiling his flesh away, before disapearing in a blinding flash of white.
[url=http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6061/chiefpicnictabledh8.jpg] Diagram [/url]
Edit: [i]Image shack host expired. Replaced.[/i]
[Edited on 1/5/2007]
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Amazing!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lifeisanoption Zomg best yet, I think you deserve a cookie.[/quote] And we just happen to have a ton of fresh GIngerbread cookies here at home... that's a good idea... *Gets a glass of water*
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Awesome!
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Zomg best yet, I think you deserve a cookie.
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Yes.... very logically
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Retarded Moose I like this idea. However, I have a question. When the Chief transforms into this picnic table, will his shield still be active? I mean c'mon. Those Elites don't exactly look like they have proper eating etiquette and we wouldn't want mustard getting on that snazzy Mjolnir armor.[/quote] He turns into a picnic table. Made of wood. Possibly varnished, painted, or stained. I don't think he turns back. Picnic tables lack higher brain functions. Edit: [i]Typo[/i] [Edited on 12/28/2006]
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the elites xplode..the grunts eat on the table
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I like this idea. However, I have a question. When the Chief transforms into this picnic table, will his shield still be active? I mean c'mon. Those Elites don't exactly look like they have proper eating etiquette and we wouldn't want mustard getting on that snazzy Mjolnir armor.
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X = T-bag? or some sort of taunt?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SF1Medusa WHO KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEAD???? AAAAAAAH! THIS IS THE MOST REDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF AND I WANT THIS THREAD TO DIE AND STAY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] eff you man... eff you... this is perhaps the greatest thread ever... and it should be brought back to stop everyone else from posting stupid ass X button theories!
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WHO KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEAD???? AAAAAAAH! THIS IS THE MOST REDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF AND I WANT THIS THREAD TO DIE AND STAY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
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no, go to a different site momentarily then come back instead of spamming the forum with a dead thread
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nothing else to do when you have replied to the new threads.
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why did you insist on reviving a 4 day dead thread AGR?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BTE Wrong, the X button activates (from the Humpday, bungie revealed that much). You know what it activates? A TACTICAL NUKE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE[/quote] *presses "x" button on controller* darnit
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NeverWinterKight Surely this is the most galumptiously and facinorously composed theory! Its luculent information is convoluted even for the most sagacious of scholars. My friend, you have my most guileless gratitude and admiration.[/quote] Quick! Before it's too late! Look away from the Diagram; your brain is going critical!
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Amazing..... just amazing...... y didn't we think of this earlier? Seriously lmfao
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AkJak Brilliant![/quote]
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Good god
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Surely this is the most galumptiously and facinorously composed theory! Its luculent information is convoluted even for the most sagacious of scholars. My friend, you have my most guileless gratitude and admiration.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] matt267 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Remington Ah. But what about Multiplayer? I suddenly was given images of a group of spartans eating lunch. "Church, there's a grenade in my sandwich."[/quote] ROFL, yeeeah this would be awesome in Red vs Blue. Bungie should put it in just for the sake of the series. [/quote] Well, they put the "lowered gun" in for them :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Remington Ah. But what about Multiplayer? I suddenly was given images of a group of spartans eating lunch. "Church, there's a grenade in my sandwich."[/quote] ROFL, yeeeah this would be awesome in Red vs Blue. Bungie should put it in just for the sake of the series.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] all condor You're a genious!!!! Really...........[/quote] Holy crap! The first person on these forums to say "you're" instead of "your"! It feels like Christmas already!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MinkOWar *stabs Troganman* :P[/quote] wipe that p of your face and do sumtin. punk with love, me i hope it doesn't scar up. :)
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*stabs Troganman* :P
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