I just started dating this girl. She warned me that we probably shouldn't tell her father about it because I'm a teenage boy and "he would probably hurt" me. A few days after our date I got a message from her father. He just sent me a picture of a gun. What would you send back if you were in this situation flood?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COLONELSANDERSW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote] You scruffy little varmint.[/quote] Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote] Aww yeah! *retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed* Bend over![/quote] *Runs in the room* You ready for this???[/quote] Who are you and how'd you get in my house?[/quote] Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party! *slowly takes clothes off*[/quote] Are... you guys taking me from either end?[/quote] You shut up and tie yourself to the toilet while I deal with this trespasser. *breaks jack daniels bottle, takes off belt*[/quote] Okay... but uh... I think other guys are hitting on me *grabs binds and manages to miraculously tie self to the toilet* I need a gag