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12/19/2012 8:05:40 PM
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Someone explain Ling Ling's head

..I don't get it, was it one of Bungie's pet dogs that died and they kept it in a jar or is it just some weird joke?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan TKIA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiter 739 There is a page on this site that explains it, but I can't find it.[/quote] There's a brief section on Ling-Ling [url=http://www.bungie.net/inside/history.aspx]here[/url], if that's what you meant.[/quote] [quote][b]Ling-Ling[/b] [i]Dog's head in a jar. Has mystical significance. But it's too nasty to think about. Especially if you think about opening the jar, and drinking the head-water down in one mighty draft. DANGER! Do not juxtapose Tijuana Mama with Ling Ling! When the jar containing Ling Ling finally breaks, as it must, Bungie will make a sequel to Gnop![/i][/quote] No, that isn't it. Somewhere on the site is a page that goes in-depth into the history of the head.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiter 739 There is a page on this site that explains it, but I can't find it.[/quote] There's a brief section on Ling-Ling [url=http://www.bungie.net/inside/history.aspx]here[/url], if that's what you meant.

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  • Basicaly someone had made a preserved head dog and left it behind. At some point a Bungie employee (or soon-to-be) discovered it and kept it. There is a page on this site that explains it, but I can't find it. It has long been an office joke that when some unlucky sap destroys the jar, Bungie will make Gnop 2. [Edited on 12.20.2012 4:01 AM PST]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/Media.aspx?mid=13876&age_verify=0]start at 04:32[/url]

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  • A head of a dog, pretty simple.

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  • I think it once belonged to a Bungie employee that was in medical school, and left it with Bungie when he left. But I have no idea what the truth is, go ask Bungie.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skittles x Additionally, if you've read this far and still need this notice to convince you of that then you are... hmm... well would ya look at that! When I put my eye up to my webcam I can see through your monitor! Someone wrote "gullible" on the wall behind you![/i]*[/quote] Dude, I dont see anything. You need to clean your webcam lens.

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  • Skittles pretty much covered it. Also, when it is broken, Owt Gnop! will be released.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Koolen Bungie break the jar I want new games. [/quote] Gnop! 2 will be released

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  • I found it 1 month after it was decapitated and 2 days later the CIA came and took it away.

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  • ^^^

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  • Long ago, in Chicago, IL there lived a man who went by the name of Jason Jones. Jason's upstairs neighbor had an evil little bastard chihuahua named Ling-Ling that was annoying as crap. Jason would sit awake all night -- not because of the dog... just because he didn't sleep. Ever. But still, that dog was annoying as crap, man! Ling-Ling would [i]not[/i] stop barking. Jason Jones had had enough. One night, while the world ( all except that damn dog!) slept, he climbed the fire escape to his neighbor's apartment and killed the pooch. He cut off its head to make sure that if it did come back as a zombie (a real problem that we all should take into account when making decisions), it wouldn't be able to bark and annoy him from beyond the grave. He preserved the head in a pickle jar and kept it as a trophy. In his new-found solace, Jones was able to concentrate on his life-long goal: to create a kick-ass video game (Halo) and head up a gaming company (Bungie). Years later, with Bungie growing as a superpower in the world [of gaming], dissident factions began arising to challenge the authority of our great dictator, Jason Jones. Many tried... they all failed. All, that is, until a man by the name of Harold Ryan came about. Ryan wasn't like the other challengers. Ryan wielded [i]The Shaft[/i]. After a long and drawn out battle that lasted like, 4 whole minutes, Ryan managed to give Jones [i] The Shaft[/i] and emerged the victor. Jones was bested. But still managed to get in the last word. As he left to pursue other endeavors, he was heard muttering that Ryan was a, "-blam!- -blam!- little -blam!- who -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- potatoes!" Of course, no one knows what he meant... he actually talks like that. Ryan, to ensure his new reign of terror would never be challenged, placed Jones' prized [url=http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/nick53182/ling-ling.png]Ling-Ling trophy[/url] in a cabinet at Bungie studios to ward off potential mutiny-ers. There it remains: forever a monument to the supremacy of our overlord, Harold Ryan. The one who bested Jason Jones in combat. *[i]Disclaimer: The information in this post is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real events is mere coincidence and PLEASE DONT KILL ME JASON. Additionally, if you've read this far and still need this notice to convince you of that then you are... hmm... well would ya look at that! When I put my eye up to my webcam I can see through your monitor! Someone wrote "gullible" on the wall behind you![/i]*

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  • Ling Ling was left to the ownership of one of Bungie's founders. The guy shared a dorm with a biology major or something like that and when he left, he forgot a pickled dogs head in the fridge. Bungie adopted it.

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  • Heck, I'll be the one to do it.

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  • Bungie break the jar I want new games.

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  • What I'd like to know is whether or not there is a headless dog being referred to as Nilg Nilg somewhere on Earth.

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  • [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Ling_ling]well...[/url]

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  • Ling Ling's head was missing. Ling Ling's head was found.

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  • It's real and is very very weird.

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  • First time I heard of it was when I set all of the xbox info to 7's and went to Zanzibar beach

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