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11/14/2012 1:45:21 AM
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The Flood Office RP
Yup, Today is just another day at the office, things are bound to go nuts from here.
I am the good guy owner of the company (the bosses boss)
Here are the roles, I'll update as people take them
Manager (boss) (1 maximum)
ImperialAdmiral (true boss)
Suna123 (put in charge by brian walker, acting boss)
Assistant Manager
sgt monkey41
Vien
Executive (3 maximum)
krisman1
rst7503 (unreliable)
Secretary (4 maximum)
pleis555 (young and attractive female)
Ripa of Moram
Accountant
Astelan
Receptionist (1 maximum)
Kat_Ana (High receptionist)
Salesman
Omega Travis
IT Guy
Comrade Napoleon
TehWarMoose
HR Guy (2 maximum)
Vezon009710
Stock Broker
Mind Reaper 771
Knockoff electronics salesman in the alley next to the building.
Security
RockdaleRooster (head)
kraziekillinz
The_Black_Coyote
Janitor
Xplode441
Deadlights911
Toilet cleaner
Jump Into Hell
Worker's Union Representative
Zuuru
Vending machine man
ZuneMan239
Everyone else is a worker.
Alright flood, Let's get started.
[Edited on 11.14.2012 6:54 PM PST]
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*Takes pants off again*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla[/quote]*Walks over to the new guy* Listen, man. How would you like to become the owner of this place?[/quote]The invisible voice booms once again, rocking the ceiling. "[b]I AM THE BOGGART, I CARE NOT FOR YOU PIETY TITLES OR YOUR...[/b] actually, could you put a throat lossage and some ice cream on that desk over there? This voice is killing me."[/quote]*slowly backs away*
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[i]I can the bathrooms on the first floor[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla[/quote]*Walks over to the new guy* Listen, man. How would you like to become the owner of this place?[/quote]The invisible voice booms once again, rocking the ceiling. "[b]I AM THE BOGGART, I CARE NOT FOR YOU PIETY TITLES OR YOUR...[/b] actually, could you put a throat lossage and some ice cream on that desk over there? This voice is killing me."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts *Takes off pants*[/quote]And suddenly, Facts' pants slide back up to his waist and a Chasity belt appears around it. A key then locks it and flies over to Divine's toilet, submerging itself in the slimy mess.[/quote] I'm a girl o.o[/quote] k. Hey it just says shirt and shoes required, doesn't say anything about pants.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts *Takes off pants*[/quote]And suddenly, Facts' pants slide back up to his waist and a Chasity belt appears around it. A key then locks it and flies over to Divine's toilet, submerging itself in the slimy mess.[/quote] I'm a girl o.o
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla[/quote] *walks over to the new guy* Listen, man. How would you like to become the owner of this place?
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(Oh alright thanks... did you check out my PM?)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts *Takes off pants*[/quote]And suddenly, Facts' pants slide back up to his waist and a Chasity belt appears around it. A key then locks it and flies over to Divine's toilet, submerging itself in the slimy mess.
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*grumbles* Someday, Pat. [i]Someday.[/i]
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*Takes off pants*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deadlights911 (OP, Can I also be a janitor and did you get my PM?)[/quote] you already are janitor. I put you on the role list
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(OP, Can I also be a janitor and did you get my PM?)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 *walks around office* *sees that Imperial isn't at his desk* *quickly runs over to it and searches for incriminating files*[/quote] AHA! I knew it! I knew rehiring you was a bad idea! You will never find my secret family recipes![/quote] What's this? *picks up paper* A detailed plan to assassinate the President? I have to get this to the authorities at once! *scuttles out of the office*[/quote] Not so fast *grabs wrist forcing you to let go of the paper, grabs the paper and shreds it* *throws out of office* Now go file Ripa's papers or you're fired again. [Edited on 11.14.2012 3:04 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 *walks around office* *sees that Imperial isn't at his desk* *quickly runs over to it and searches for incriminating files*[/quote] AHA! I knew it! I knew rehiring you was a bad idea! You will never find my secret family recipes![/quote] What's this? *picks up paper* A detailed plan to assassinate the President? I have to get this to the authorities at once! *scuttles out of the office*
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Can I also be a janitor?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Suddenly, I bust through a nearby window. After getting up and brushing the glass off, I say, "What's up?"[/quote]This is SPARTA! *Kicks Dragonzzilla out the window and sits back down before siping some tea*[/quote]A good minute after Divine kicked Dragonzzilla out the window, a door opened. It was Dragon, now drenched in water. "I was going to wait for you to go to the bathroom and drag you in, but that would've been insincere."[/quote]"I don't need to go the bathroom. I have a toilet built into my office chair." *takes a dump in the toilet-chair* "By the way, did you enjoy the fall? I sure did."[/quote]Dragon lunged at Divine, landing a punch square in his face. "SPARTA!" the attacker yelled before jumping down the nearest garbage bin, disappearing completely. Seconds later, the office starting shaking under the presence of a thunderous and almost supernatural voice. [b]"NOW YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE LOCAL BOGGART!"[/b] [Edited on 11.14.2012 2:59 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 *walks around office* *sees that Imperial isn't at his desk* *quickly runs over to it and searches for incriminating files*[/quote] AHA! I knew it! I knew rehiring you was a bad idea! You will never find my secret family recipes!
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Can I be the weird indian guy with a bomb strapped to his chest?
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*walks around office* *sees that Imperial isn't at his desk* *quickly runs over to it and searches for incriminating files*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral Yeah, I'm a little tired too, aren't we all... *leans slightly towards and pets her a bit*[/quote] I'm gonna just... *yawns again* ... fall asleep right here... I trust you not to do anything to me. *closes eyes and gradually falls asleep* (Night)[/quote] *The following day, as in today, in a guest bedroom* *knocks door and opens a little* Hey, how you doing? I had to dry you off a little and find you a more comfortable place to rest. Can't leave that hot tub on forever.
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i am the mascot. yeah.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Suddenly, I bust through a nearby window. After getting up and brushing the glass off, I say, "What's up?"[/quote]This is SPARTA! *Kicks Dragonzzilla out the window and sits back down before siping some tea*[/quote]A good minute after Divine kicked Dragonzzilla out the window, a door opened. It was Dragon, now drenched in water. "I was going to wait for you to go to the bathroom and drag you in, but that would've been insincere."[/quote]"I don't need to go the bathroom. I have a toilet built into my office chair." *takes a dump in the toilet-chair* "By the way, did you enjoy the fall? I sure did." [Edited on 11.14.2012 2:48 PM PST]
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*nuke*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Suddenly, I bust through a nearby window. After getting up and brushing the glass off, I say, "What's up?"[/quote]This is SPARTA! *Kicks Dragonzzilla out the window and sits back down before siping some tea*[/quote]A good minute after Divine kicked Dragonzzilla out the window, a door opened. It was Dragon, now drenched in water. "I was going to wait for you to go to the bathroom and drag you in, but that would've been insincere."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Suddenly, I bust through a nearby window. After getting up and brushing the glass off, I say, "What's up?"[/quote]This is SPARTA! *kicks Dragonzzilla out the window* *sits back down and sips some tea* [Edited on 11.14.2012 2:41 PM PST]
