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11/14/2012 1:45:21 AM
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The Flood Office RP
Yup, Today is just another day at the office, things are bound to go nuts from here.
I am the good guy owner of the company (the bosses boss)
Here are the roles, I'll update as people take them
Manager (boss) (1 maximum)
ImperialAdmiral (true boss)
Suna123 (put in charge by brian walker, acting boss)
Assistant Manager
sgt monkey41
Vien
Executive (3 maximum)
krisman1
rst7503 (unreliable)
Secretary (4 maximum)
pleis555 (young and attractive female)
Ripa of Moram
Accountant
Astelan
Receptionist (1 maximum)
Kat_Ana (High receptionist)
Salesman
Omega Travis
IT Guy
Comrade Napoleon
TehWarMoose
HR Guy (2 maximum)
Vezon009710
Stock Broker
Mind Reaper 771
Knockoff electronics salesman in the alley next to the building.
Security
RockdaleRooster (head)
kraziekillinz
The_Black_Coyote
Janitor
Xplode441
Deadlights911
Toilet cleaner
Jump Into Hell
Worker's Union Representative
Zuuru
Vending machine man
ZuneMan239
Everyone else is a worker.
Alright flood, Let's get started.
[Edited on 11.14.2012 6:54 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote] *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote]Dragonzzilla takes Pat1's Beretta and shoves it into the latter's pants. "Not safe for work,"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts But..I'm a girl..[/quote] Even better cuz -blam!- sex :3[/quote] I'd rather not..[/quote]Can you take off ur cloths cuz you took off ur pants? your comfortable anyways nude?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan Pay me more money or i quit.[/quote] at least have you worked?[/quote]Yeah, very hard and i have to repeat EVERYTHING because my comp did a BSOD. We need better computers :([/quote] Well I'm sorry to hear that, no one else has had problems and our computers are top of the line. I'll give you a raise to help pay for damages[/quote]Alright, thanks man *brings in own laptop to work on and transfers important data* Im working on programming a buisness website, database, and putting up a VPN server for the buisness.
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You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts But..I'm a girl..[/quote] Even better cuz -blam!- sex :3[/quote] I'd rather not..[/quote] It's ok you don't have to, he's just being an ass.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts But..I'm a girl..[/quote] Even better cuz -blam!- sex :3[/quote] I'd rather not..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan Pay me more money or i quit.[/quote] at least have you worked?[/quote]Yeah, very hard and i have to repeat EVERYTHING because my comp did a BSOD. We need better computers :([/quote] Well I'm sorry to hear that, no one else has had problems and our computers are top of the line. I'll give you a raise to help pay for damages
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts Can I get another promotion?[/quote]Take off all your cloths and i will give you like 500 Flood-Moniez :3[/quote] What can I buy with that?[/quote]Prostitutes :3[/quote] But..I'm a girl..[/quote]Even better cuz -blam!- sex :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts Can I get another promotion?[/quote]Take off all your cloths and i will give you like 500 Flood-Moniez :3[/quote] What can I buy with that?[/quote]Prostitutes :3[/quote] But..I'm a girl..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts Can I get another promotion?[/quote]Take off all your cloths and i will give you like 500 Flood-Moniez :3[/quote] What can I buy with that?[/quote]Prostitutes :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts Can I get another promotion?[/quote]Take off all your cloths and i will give you like 500 Flood-Moniez :3[/quote] What can I buy with that?
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Walks in with stripper stares Slowly backs out.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts Can I get another promotion?[/quote]Take off all your cloths and i will give you like 500 Flood-Moniez :3
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Can I get another promotion?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan[/quote] *calls to him* Come over here! [Edited on 11.14.2012 3:37 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan Pay me more money or i quit.[/quote] at least have you worked?[/quote]Yeah, very hard and i have to repeat EVERYTHING because my comp did a BSOD. We need better computers :(
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Dragon considers his options. And then a thought struck him. With a snap of his fingers, a line of platters appeared on the desk near him. [b]"I ALMOST FORGOT. TODAY IS WILD GAME WEDNESDAY!"[/b]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan Pay me more money or i quit.[/quote] at least have you worked?
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Walks in stares walks out.
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Pay me more money or i quit.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 *popped out of the garbage bin* Now feel my wrath! *Started throwing cabbages at dragon, which caused him to whimp and hide in the corner. Divine slowly walked up to him with a menacing smirk on his face* Hehe... *straps collar to dragon and ties him up to the cubicle by the corner* Now stay, dragon. Stay, or no dinner for you.[/quote] *puts breathalyzer near your mouth* yup you're a little drunk, go home man.[/quote]Dude, when am I not drunk?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 *popped out of the garbage bin* Now feel my wrath! *Started throwing cabbages at dragon, which caused him to whimp and hide in the corner. Divine slowly walked up to him with a menacing smirk on his face* Hehe... *straps collar to dragon and ties him up to the cubicle by the corner* Now stay, dragon. Stay, or no dinner for you.[/quote] *puts breathalyzer near your mouth* yup you're a little drunk, go home man.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Suddenly, I bust through a nearby window. After getting up and brushing the glass off, I say, "What's up?"[/quote]This is SPARTA! *Kicks Dragonzzilla out the window and sits back down before siping some tea*[/quote]A good minute after Divine kicked Dragonzzilla out the window, a door opened. It was Dragon, now drenched in water. "I was going to wait for you to go to the bathroom and drag you in, but that would've been insincere."[/quote]"I don't need to go the bathroom. I have a toilet built into my office chair." *takes a dump in the toilet-chair* "By the way, did you enjoy the fall? I sure did."[/quote]Dragon lunged at Divine, landing a punch square in his face. "SPARTA!" the attacker yelled before jumping down the nearest garbage bin, disappearing completely. Seconds later, the office starting shaking under the presence of a thunderous and almost supernatural voice. [b]"NOW YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE LOCAL BOGGART!"[/b][/quote]*popped out of the garbage bin* Now feel my wrath! *Started throwing cabbages at dragon, which caused him to whimp and hide in the corner. Divine slowly walked up to him with a menacing smirk on his face* Hehe... *straps collar to dragon and ties him up to the cubicle by the corner* Now stay, dragon. Stay, or no dinner for you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla[/quote]*Walks over to the new guy* Listen, man. How would you like to become the owner of this place?[/quote]The invisible voice booms once again, rocking the ceiling. "[b]I AM THE BOGGART, I CARE NOT FOR YOU PIETY TITLES OR YOUR...[/b] actually, could you put a throat lossage and some ice cream on that desk over there? This voice is killing me."[/quote] Get off the intercom man, you're drunk
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*Takes pants off again*
