Yup, Today is just another day at the office, things are bound to go nuts from here.
I am the good guy owner of the company (the bosses boss)
Here are the roles, I'll update as people take them
Manager (boss) (1 maximum)
ImperialAdmiral (true boss)
Suna123 (put in charge by brian walker, acting boss)
Assistant Manager
sgt monkey41
Vien
Executive (3 maximum)
krisman1
rst7503 (unreliable)
Secretary (4 maximum)
pleis555 (young and attractive female)
Ripa of Moram
Accountant
Astelan
Receptionist (1 maximum)
Kat_Ana (High receptionist)
Salesman
Omega Travis
IT Guy
Comrade Napoleon
TehWarMoose
HR Guy (2 maximum)
Vezon009710
Stock Broker
Mind Reaper 771
Knockoff electronics salesman in the alley next to the building.
Security
RockdaleRooster (head)
kraziekillinz
The_Black_Coyote
Janitor
Xplode441
Deadlights911
Toilet cleaner
Jump Into Hell
Worker's Union Representative
Zuuru
Vending machine man
ZuneMan239
Everyone else is a worker.
Alright flood, Let's get started.
[Edited on 11.14.2012 6:54 PM PST]
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HEy can I do something totally retarded and non-canon to the RP?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Dragonzzilla opens up a can of whup-ass.[/quote]*smacks dragon down to the floor and then walks away*[/quote]What's wrong? Is it against food regulations?[/quote]The only can you get to open is a can of lima beans.
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*Vez arrives at work* Let's see what I have to do today! Oh wait. NOTHING CAUSE I'M HUMAN RESOURCES! Can someone please have a problem with their paycheck or something? [Edited on 11.14.2012 5:00 PM PST]
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*Printing so much paper*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Dragonzzilla opens up a can of whup-ass.[/quote]*smacks dragon down to the floor and then walks away*[/quote]What's wrong? Is it against food regulations?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Dragonzzilla opens up a can of whup-ass.[/quote]*smacks dragon down to the floor and then walks away*
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Dragonzzilla opens up a can of whup-ass.
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TopWargamer for office taker over 2012. Join the revolution!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kraziekillenz This is kraziekillenz with security, we found a nuclear bomb in the basement. We recommend that everyone move to the ground floor so that it reaches maximum casualties.[/quote] *still drunk* I'll go defuse it!
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This is kraziekillenz with security, we found a nuclear bomb in the basement. We recommend that everyone move to the ground floor so that it reaches maximum casualties.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan *puts down RPG* *Gets bored and calls in prostitutes for everyone (including facts :3)*[/quote] I'm gonna be busy..but first...
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*stumbles into office drunk* s...uuuup *hiccup* guyz!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 *accidentally kills his prostitute* Crap, what do I do?!?[/quote]call in another, throw away the body.[/quote]B-but...[/quote]Use the body for science? If ou dont care, preserve it and have a realistic -blam!- toy![/quote]Gee willikers! What a novel idea!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 *accidentally kills his prostitute* Crap, what do I do?!?[/quote]call in another, throw away the body.[/quote]B-but...[/quote]Use the body for science? If ou dont care, preserve it and have a realistic -blam!- toy!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 *accidentally kills his prostitute* Crap, what do I do?!?[/quote]call in another, throw away the body.[/quote]B-but...
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Damn it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again [/quote]*my inner rage allows me to wake up* *raises gun to Imperial's head* Make a move. Go on, do it.[/quote] *swipes gun before you can shoot* Take him away guys *you are put in cuffs by prison guards* keep him here for the next couple weeks. *goes back to work*[/quote]*puts down RPG* *Gets bored and calls in prostitutes for everyone (including facts :3)*[/quote]*accidentally kills his prostitute* Crap, what do I do?!?[/quote]call in another, throw away the body.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote] *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again [/quote]*my inner rage allows me to wake up* *raises gun to Imperial's head* Make a move. Go on, do it.[/quote] *swipes gun before you can shoot* Take him away guys *you are put in cuffs by prison guards* keep him here for the next couple weeks. *goes back to work*[/quote]*puts down RPG* *Gets bored and calls in prostitutes for everyone (including facts :3)*[/quote]*accidentally kills his prostitute* Crap, what do I do?!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote] *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again [/quote]*my inner rage allows me to wake up* *raises gun to Imperial's head* Make a move. Go on, do it.[/quote] *swipes gun before you can shoot* Take him away guys *you are put in cuffs by prison guards* keep him here for the next couple weeks. *goes back to work*[/quote]*puts down RPG* *Gets bored and calls in prostitutes for everyone (including facts :3)*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote] *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again [/quote]*my inner rage allows me to wake up* *raises gun to Imperial's head* Make a move. Go on, do it.[/quote] *swipes gun before you can shoot* Take him away guys *you are put in cuffs by prison guards* keep him here for the next couple weeks. *goes back to work*
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Hey gaiz the buisness website is up, http:/fww.floodbuisness.bnet (floodian wide web=ffw, bnet is the tld)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote]Dragonzzilla takes Pat1's Beretta and shoves it into the latter's pants. "Not safe for work,"[/quote] *pistol whips him and knocks him out* Who else wants it?!?[/quote]MEN DON'T MAKE SUCH A DAMN RACKET! *uppercuts Pat1 knocking him out for a few mins*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote] *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again [/quote]*my inner rage allows me to wake up* *raises gun to Imperial's head* Make a move. Go on, do it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote]*Pulls out RPG* NO U!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote]Dragonzzilla takes Pat1's Beretta and shoves it into the latter's pants. "Not safe for work,"[/quote] *pistol whips him and knocks him out* Who else wants it?!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 You know what? I'm SICK OF THIS -blam!-! *pulls out a Beretta* Everyone, ON THE GROUND!![/quote] *shoots with tranquilizer, pat falls to the ground, picks up Pat and carries to prison* By the way pat, you're fired again