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11/7/2012 6:14:54 AM
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Promethean Mating Guide
Hello my brothers, I'm here to respond to the many complaints of my Prometheans being unsuccessful with the women. I'm here to offer my advice in hopes that you can be more attractive to the opposite sex.
First off, it's all in the skull, don't just show your skull or you'll end up like this [url=http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/184hxeadms95wgif/original.gif]guy[/url]. You must tease her with your skull. Make her feel that it'll be worth seeing your skull. I also advice orange over blue.
Once you she sees your skull she'll be so astound she won't even be able to move, that's when you commence your [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4l1dqTaf1qzx9yno1_500.gif]advance on her[/url]. Then after advancing the [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4l1dqTaf1qzx9yno2_500.gif]finish[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster 10/10 Stupendous. Absolutely stupendous.[/quote]
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This thread has shown me the way.
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Great thread, made me lol. 10/10
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My life finally has meaning.
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I can't resist a beautiful promethean with a big, flaming skull. [Edited on 11.07.2012 4:51 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 Winner of best Flood user 2012.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster 10/10 Stupendous. Absolutely stupendous.[/quote]
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Is this the new Sangheili anatomy?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampant Tragedy As a young adult male Promethean who has had great success using the OP's advice, I highly recommend this guide to any one of my species looking for a little extra something in his life.[/quote] I did all the op said, but when i put my sword in her mating hole she just gave of a high noted noise and stopped moving. Am i doing something wrong???
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This made me lol my pants
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Taco 117 I guess I'm in the minority here when I say the OP is nothing special.[/quote]
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10/10 I want this in hardback.
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As a young adult male Promethean who has had great success using the OP's advice, I highly recommend this guide to any one of my species looking for a little extra something in his life.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheGreenAlloy Toasting in epic bread.[/quote] This Quote is reserved for only the best threads, which in this case is true.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster 10/10 Stupendous. Absolutely stupendous.[/quote] Indeed
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Taco 117 I guess I'm in the minority here when I say the OP is nothing special.[/quote] Typical mythicy behaviour, thinking you are something. Dont think you are something, mythic guy
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam How do you make those GIFs?[/quote] [url=http://gizmodo.com/5941436/how-to-make-a-gif-in-five-easy-steps]This is where I learned how[/url]
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Toasting in epic bread.
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Thread of the year! 11/10
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Excellent. 9.5/10
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How do you make those GIFs?
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8/10. Could've written it better.
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10/10
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I guess I'm in the minority here when I say the OP is nothing special.
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Well done, OP. Thread of the month nominee right here.
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10/10 Made my week
