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11/5/2012 8:50:03 PM
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Why does Plankton want the Krabby Patty secret formula?

Seriously, why does Plankton want the Krabby Patty recipe so badly? One episode says it's because he wants to eat it, another says it's so his restaurant can have some business, another says it's so he can run Mr. Krabs out of business, and another says he wants to use the burger recipe to take over the world. WHICH IS IT?
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  • She he could ruin Mr. krabs out of business.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insane Gunman So he can infringe on Mr. Krabs' copyright, sell it at his own restaurant, and ultimately go to prison where he will be raped by someone 100 times his size.[/quote] He would literally drown in jizz. That poor little soul.

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  • Ok get this: He wants to bang Patrick. Why you ask? I don't know man. Pheremones? Hormones? I just don't know. How is he going to do it? SIMPLE. Get the secret formula. By running Krabs out of business and convincing Spongebob to work for him, people will flock to the chum bucket. Slowly and surely he will take over the (undersea) world. And then, together with Spongebob's friendship/employment and the fact that Patrick likes Krabby Patties, he will finally have the means to talk to Patrick. Using his power as the ruler of the world, and with the knowledge and tips Spongebob will give, he will be able to woo Patrick and one day wed him.

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  • So he can infringe on Mr. Krabs' copyright, sell it at his own restaurant, and ultimately go to prison where he will be raped by someone 100 times his size.

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  • He wants to shove Mr. Krabs' Krabby Patty into his Chum Bucket.

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  • All of the above.

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  • The answer is too great for you to comprehend, sorry.

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  • He doesn't earn any money with his own burgers, while Krabs does.

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  • Because the Chum Bucket sucks balls.

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