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Diamond is the hardest metal known to man

Due to extensive research done by the League University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MongotheRed [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MongotheRed [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShmorEman56 > Idiots not realising copypasta Newfgts errywhere[/quote] So you expect everyone to be a no-lifer on the Flood? That's stupid.[/quote] >Implying this copypasta isn't old >Implying this pasta didn't pal around with Jesus and would know if he's a partying kind of guy laughingwhores.jpg[/quote] What?[/quote] I think he put a curse on you. *shrugs*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MongotheRed [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShmorEman56 > Idiots not realising copypasta Newfgts errywhere[/quote] So you expect everyone to be a no-lifer on the Flood? That's stupid.[/quote] >Implying this copypasta isn't old >Implying this pasta didn't pal around with Jesus and would know if he's a partying kind of guy laughingwhores.jpg[/quote] What?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion No. I haven't been onto memes for very long or even at all...[/quote] [url=http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/diamond-the-hardest-metal]Oh.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [/quote] Yuo're being awfully slow.[/quote] Proceed on to tell me why you think that this is so...[/quote] You've never heard the "diamond is the hardest metal" meme?[/quote] No. I haven't been onto memes for very long or even at all...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion If you're gonna be so smug about it, then what is the joke, then?[/quote]Are you mentally challenged? Are you even suppose to be on the computer right now big boy?[/quote] I'm going to -blam!- your mother if you don't tell me what the joke is >:<[/quote] Read the OP again. Slowly.[/quote] No. Just tell me. Now.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lobster Fish 2 Diamond is a mineral, not a metal.[/quote] Attention retards who complain about diamond not being a metal, you guys did not read his post. He was just kidding.

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  • Diamond is a mineral, not a metal.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [/quote] Yuo're being awfully slow.[/quote] Proceed on to tell me why you think that this is so...[/quote] You've never heard the "diamond is the hardest metal" meme? [Edited on 10.07.2012 4:02 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isai16 It's a metal? What?[/quote]

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  • u are sooooooooooooo late

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  • [url=http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/duke_02_resized.jpg]True Makers of Halo[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion If you're gonna be so smug about it, then what is the joke, then?[/quote]Are you mentally challenged? Are you even suppose to be on the computer right now big boy?[/quote] I'm going to -blam!- your mother if you don't tell me what the joke is >:<[/quote] Read the OP again. Slowly.

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  • Uhhhhm, yea this was a 4chan post a long time ago.

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  • Carbodium is actually harder, but can only be made in extremely small amounts.

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  • [url=http://oi48.tinypic.com/291kmmu.jpg]Makers of Halo[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion If you're gonna be so smug about it, then what is the joke, then?[/quote]Are you mentally challenged? Are you even suppose to be on the computer right now big boy?[/quote] I'm going to -blam!- your mother if you don't tell me what the joke is >:<

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion If you're gonna be so smug about it, then what is the joke, then?[/quote]Are you mentally challenged? Are you even suppose to be on the computer right now big boy?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [/quote] Yuo're being awfully slow.[/quote] Proceed on to tell me why you think that this is so...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BC1096 Tungsten says otherwise[/quote] Tungsten has the highest melting and boiling points, not hardness.

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  • If you're gonna be so smug about it, then what is the joke, then?

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  • I was looking for this for ages

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HundredJono Well duh, that's why diamond tools take forever to break in Minecraft.[/quote]

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  • The logic. Were is it?

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    Tungsten says otherwise

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