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10/6/2012 6:18:23 PM
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You're at the club, and this guy slaps your gf's ass...

[url=http://i39.tinypic.com/2e3ubdv.jpg]Btw he's 6' 2" and 350lbs[/url] [Edited on 10.06.2012 10:18 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I ask her how she feels about it. It was her ass that he smacked. So far, it's a matter between two adults (she and he) and since I don't "own" her, I don't feel an instinctive reflex to "defend my propertai". If he intended as a playful joke, she took it as such and both are shrugging it off? Then my jimmies remain unrustled. If his attentions are unwanted, unappreciated and have upset her? Then I may speak to the gentleman and let him know that his actions have made her uncomfortable.[/quote]

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  • If he's 6'2 and 350 he's a fat ass.

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  • Thinking about it, the best idea would be to challenge him to a Children's card game!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I ask her how she feels about it. It was her ass that he smacked. So far, it's a matter between two adults (she and he) and since I don't "own" her, I don't feel an instinctive reflex to "defend my propertai". If he intended as a playful joke, she took it as such and both are shrugging it off? Then my jimmies remain unrustled. If his attentions are unwanted, unappreciated and have upset her? Then I may speak to the gentleman and let him know that his actions have made her uncomfortable.[/quote] probably the worst post i've ever seen

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  • Challenge him to a Pokemon battle

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  • Look him right in the eye and say: "I'll tell you what, I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I ask her how she feels about it. It was her ass that he smacked. So far, it's a matter between two adults (she and he) and since I don't "own" her, I don't feel an instinctive reflex to "defend my propertai". If he intended as a playful joke, she took it as such and both are shrugging it off? Then my jimmies remain unrustled. If his attentions are unwanted, unappreciated and have upset her? Then I may speak to the gentleman and let him know that his actions have made her uncomfortable.[/quote]probably the worst post i've ever seen[/quote] The lack of chest thumping and monkey screams can be uncomfortable for some.

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  • The bigger they are, the easier they are to hit with a collapsable baton. Wait, -blam!-, not legal in california...

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  • Smack his ass back.

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  • This thread is unrealistic and would never happen, he has a waifu and would never allow himself to become seduced by other women.

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  • I don't care how big he is - starting a fight would not be a good idea. I would simply watch and make sure it didn't go too far. If it did go too far (or continued at all), I would take the girl and leave. She'd probably never see that guy again because she has no idea who he is. [Edited on 10.06.2012 1:20 PM PDT]

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  • Seduce him with hamburgers and fries.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 Smack his ass back.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Lunar Chaos I Seduce him with hamburgers and fries. [/quote] And grape koolaid.

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  • The Flood... at... [i]a club?[/i] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NO

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 Smack his ass back.[/quote] lol, the only logical answer for this thread.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 The lack of chest thumping and monkey screams can be uncomfortable for some.[/quote] Yeah sorry Recon, that would not be a mature or adult thing to do as much as you like to come across that way...somehow I don't think that it was a 'playful joke between two adults'. It's a guy who slapped your girlfriend on the ass. If she wasn't offended then your girlfriend is a slut and/or doesn't belong in a relationship with you. The guy is huge, she's hardly going to fight him herself. It's a matter of protecting your girlfriend who has just been -blam!-ly harassed. But obviously Recon Number 54 "oh yes it may have been just a joke I shall speak to the gentleman and let him know his actions are unwanted" TON OF GOOD THAT IS GOING TO DO. This would not be mature or adult. It would be being a naive little prideless -blam!- that lets himself and his girlfriend get walked all over. Go ahead and give him a good old speaking to, I'm sure your lady will be satisfied and the guy will be very apologetic... [Edited on 10.06.2012 10:53 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight Doesn't matter when he's got a bullet or two in his foot. Didn't expect that response, did you?[/quote] Congratz, you just earned a decades long trip to prison and ruined your career opportunities, and this guy sued you in civil court for all your monies. Game over. Try again? Y/N?

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  • when'd I get a girlfriend?

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  • Still going to fight- I don't care who you are, how big you are- I will do my damnedest to take your ass out or do as much damage as I can before I'm incapacitated.

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  • have a 3-some. am i seriously the only one who said this? flood, i am disappointed.

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  • I don't go to clubs, they are often very sexist. like how females get in cheaper than males. Same reason I hate all insurance companies.

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  • ...and a headbutt to the balls should sort him out. Unless he takes steroids and so his balls are virtually non-existent.

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  • Tell him that was rude and he should be ashamed.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25[/quote]are you fed testosterone through a drip or something? seriously cool yer beans.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25[/quote]are you fed testosterone through a drip or something? seriously cool yer beans.[/quote] How did my previous post seem angry or aggressive in any way? I was just making a point that needed to be made in response to a ridiculous post

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