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10/6/2012 12:59:47 AM
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TGIMS! Let's open the Sack.
Too many Bungie people to list sounded off this week. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32209]This one[/url] was a tricky shuffle. I hope it was worth the wait. More answers mean less questions. Don't fret if yours got cut. Ask again.
We enjoyed writing Haiku so much that your challenge this week is to participate in a poetry slam. Describe Bungie.net using a Haiku of your own. Literary rules will be enforced with extreme prejudice.
The Bungie Riddlemasters are working on a new puzzle for you to solve. Next week will deliver on a promise to stump you again with impossible maths.
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This thread's still unlocked? I should submit a haiku... Er... B.net! Hooray!
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Please give us something This awful darkness blows goats U can haz presents
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Sits on sticky seats The odor is apparent Pants are optional
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Does Bungie write with an inky fountain pen? Want to snail mail? Because I do and I won't ask for new game information.
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Raining septagons Dropping bagels like headshots Bacon like grenades
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DeeJ posts a mistake Mythics save embarrassment A beardless Urk lurks thread
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I have a question, For all the guys at bungie, Do you even lift?
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The studio is so cool and modern!
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Thanks for answering my question! Just in case you change your mind, I would make an awesome family member. Haiku: Breaking In, Mail Sacks Boats, Bikes, Bungie Day Glimpses Dispatched from darkness
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Good mail sack. Can't wait until next weeks. Maybe then they'll answer my question about the Bungie cams.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unanimate Objec Or will DeeJ's top Haikus be polled?[/quote]I assume he picks the ones he likes that follow the rules and then put them into a poll :/[/quote] How biased. I'm surprised he isn't fired on the spot. *Ahem* A poem: DeeJ, my DeeJ How biased you are to us I'll bake you a cake. [Edited on 10.07.2012 10:40 AM PDT]
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Called the 'Greatest Poet' I'm known to procrastinate But once I finish all my rhymes
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I once heard of a villain He takes you from your seat Who goes by the name of CandleJack (accidental Haiku caused by CandleJack, if you didn't already get that) [Edited on 10.07.2012 8:19 AM PDT]
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Here's my second submission ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [/quote]I'VE MISSED YOU :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unanimate Objec Or will DeeJ's top Haikus be polled?[/quote]I assume he picks the ones he likes that follow the rules and then put them into a poll :/
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I'm curious- Out of all these entries, how in the world will DeeJ pick one, when out of all the ones I've read, they follow the guidelines? Or will DeeJ's top Haikus be polled?
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Good read!
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Where mother's fears tread Everywhere everywhere flirt woman- hot topic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaSpartanII The Darkness won't last, For listen Community, Our Destiny awaits.[/quote] 5-7-6, FYI.[/quote] Thanks!
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My Entry: [quote]Bungie's swell fanbase Disobey all the rules and Eat Lumpy Pudding[/quote] Another one I came up with, If I'm not allowed two, I'll go with this one. [quote]Burning Bright and Blue, Somehow still bright in the dark, Once caught you'll burn too.[/quote] [Edited on 10.06.2012 8:28 PM PDT]
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Next week should be a pumpkin carving contest, with categories.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaSpartanII The Darkness won't last, For listen Community, Our Destiny awaits.[/quote]5-7-6, FYI.
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Expelliarmus Petrificus Totalus Harry Potter -blam!-
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Makers of Halo Seven is Bungie's number More news will come soon. editors note*: notice the clever use of 7 in the line that had to have 7 syllables in it.
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[quote][b][i][u]ALI217's submission[/b][/i][/u][/quote] [quote] Burning bright and blue the septagon remains true loyal and waiting[/quote]
