You: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on adults who try meet young teens online. Stranger: oh Stranger: ah Stranger: im just... You: We understand you have been using the words 'asl' recently? You: You are on national television right now, I advise you to be polite. Stranger: well not really....i just...cuz i want to kno Stranger: oh god You: So, why do you like to meet young teenagers online? Stranger: i wouldnt say i like it You: Then why do you do it, sir? Stranger: i just want friends Stranger: the voices. You: I see, shouldn't you be making friends with people your own age? Stranger: well they're strangers idk there ages You: Then why do you say 'asl'? Stranger: so i could know there ages You: Please remember sir, this conversation will be recorded. Stranger: listen i am a tax paying citizen Stranger: i dont have to take this You: So, you admit to hassling young teenage boys in order to meet them in real life? Stranger: i have not sir Stranger: i You: Yet you admitted it earlier. You: Please remember sir, this conversation is live. Stranger: i dont recall ever admitting anything like that Stranger: i wouldnt admit it cuz i didnt do it You: Do you find it fun to groom teenage boys? Stranger: not at all Stranger: pets maybe Stranger: but teenage boys no You: So, you think teenage boys are your pets? Stranger: dont put word in my mouth you -blam!- You: This conversation will be passed onto the correct local authorities. Stranger: for what? You: Please, do not use profanity in my news report. Stranger: i havent done anything You: Under section 12 of the child protection act. Stranger: look man look Stranger: how much will it take to make this all go away? You: This will not go away, this is being broadcast on national television. You have been caught, you will be sentenced, sir. Stranger: i have a family Stranger: i cant go to jail Stranger: i have cats Stranger: they'll miss me You: If you have a family, then why do you groom other peoples' children? Stranger: well i cant groom mine Stranger: thats just sick You: I think, along with the viewers, that you have been abusing your children. Stranger: but i dont groom anybodie elses kids either You: Yet you admitted you did earlier, sir. Stranger: no Stranger: thats a lie You: It is the truth, sir. Stranger: idk wat your talking about Stranger: your delusion You: This is being recorded and put on national television, sir. Stranger: delusional* Stranger: this is a blatan violation of my privacy Stranger: and i will call You: No, you have been grooming young teenage boys Stranger: the supreme court You: You are in the wrong, sir. Stranger: johnny cochran Stranger: i have not! You: Yes you have, we have recordings of it. Stranger: i will not put up with this harrassment Stranger: oh really Stranger: oh really You: To the views, please click to the left of your screens to see the evidence. Stranger: i'd like to see them Stranger: theres nothing there Stranger: you playin games with me? You: You are not a viewer. You: I am not playing games at all with you, you will be arrested under section 12 of the child protection act. Stranger: they wont take me alive You: In fact, I believe that the police have been informed. Stranger: i'll tell you that right now You: Believe me sir, they will. Stranger: i'll be halfway to mexico by the time they get here You: You will serve your sentence along with the other -blam!-s. You: In isolation, of course. Stranger: i am not a -blam!-! You: Yes you are sir, you have been grooming young teenage boys. Stranger: what does that even mean? Stranger: i have not sir' Stranger: i said it before and i'll say it again You: Please, do not act innocent on live television. Stranger: i groom pets You: So, you think children are your pets? Stranger: i am innocent you -blam!- You: I think that is all. Stranger: i did not say that stop putting words in my mouth You: We have notified the correct authorities, they will be there soon. Stranger: this is bull-blam!-! Stranger: i want to see my lawyer You: Please, anything else sir? Stranger: go -blam!- yourself chris hansen Stranger: you ruin lives you -blam!- You: Thank you, that will be added into the report filed to the judge. Stranger: i had sex with your mother Stranger: -blam!- the judge Stranger: i'll tea bag the -blam!- judge You: Goodnight NBC, see you tomorrow when we have worlds worst mothers! LIVE. This all really happened, this is by far the funniest thing I have seen tonight.