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9/25/2012 1:03:36 AM
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A bee stung my nipple

It got in my shirt and it stung me. I uhm rubbed tooth paste but thats not helping the pain... any ideas?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elites rock I uhm rubbed tooth paste[/quote] Ummmmm................ok then.

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  • A bee once was flying around the light and was hit by the ceiling fan towards my hair, I quick threw it on the ground and killed it... ...Soon after another bee was hit by the fan and stung my earlobe, I proceeded to cry and remove the sting. [Edited on 09.24.2012 5:51 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elites rock [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jgman676 Nicely done, OP. I remember the original thread, still funny.[/quote] I'm so damn serious, walked into the yard and felt something hurt me, checked my shirt and saw a stinger hanging off my nipple.[/quote] I was referencing the toothpaste part.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jgman676 Nicely done, OP. I remember the original thread, still funny.[/quote] I'm so damn serious, walked into the yard and felt something hurt me, checked my shirt and saw a stinger hanging off my nipple.

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  • Nicely done, OP. I remember the original thread, still funny.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elites rock [/quote]But Elites do not have nipples. You must be trolling.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] juniorbandit96 With a banana[/quote]

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  • Sting his nipple.

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  • Cut off your nipple.

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  • A Jellyfish stung my d**k. True story. [Edited on 09.24.2012 5:33 PM PDT]

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  • Step 1: Get a Cigarette Lighter Step 2: Push it till it gets hot Step 3: Apply it to stung place Step 4: LOL

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  • are you a guy or girl? guy, nevermind girl, pics or didn't happen

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  • This reminds me of the time one of my friends got this really funny detention. We're in English and our teacher is a no nonsense, pretty awkward woman if you can see that. He raises his hand and gets called on and he says, "I have been rubbing my nipples for the past ten minutes, and they are [i]really[/i] sore". She just stares at him, then writes a detention. The detention was for making inappropriate remarks about nipples. [Edited on 09.24.2012 5:13 PM PDT]

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  • Lick it. I hear that does wonders.

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  • Dunk them in a liquid base for 42 hours.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Ow. That sounds really painful.[/quote] I screamed like a -blam!-.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 Lemon juice has enough acid to neutralize any venom from a bee/wasp sting.[/quote] I didn't know insect venom had a base pH. I'll have to keep some of that in my car, just in case.

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  • Mix baking soda and water together and apply it to the sting. It will sooth the pain and help extract the venom.

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  • Oh man, that's hawt.

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  • Ow. That sounds really painful.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BerzerkCommando If only you were a girl OP. [/quote] I share this account, your unlucky my girlfriend isn't posted this :p

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  • Lemon juice has enough acid to neutralize any venom from a bee/wasp sting.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Todge16801 Do not eat.[/quote] Wha- why? I ate shrimp, cheetos, some coca cola, and crackers :/

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxKev127xX Suck out the venom.[/quote] If only you were a girl OP. [Edited on 09.24.2012 5:09 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GhostLink2401 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxKev127xX suck out the venom[/quote] Bees are venomous?[/quote] Only if you want them to be *wink*

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  • Benadryl, or another allergy product. Helps with inflammation, although a lot of aspirin does that too.

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