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9/2/2012 7:20:03 AM
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Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
[url]http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes[/url]
[quote]Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.
In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.[/quote]
[Edited on 09.01.2012 11:20 PM PDT]
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Sure is cold in here.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien So much butthur- ...[/quote]Lost it bad.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien So much butthurt. [/quote]Lol.
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So much butthurt.
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Those chairs have gas in those cylinders, that's how they work, cause enough fricton on it, and it can explode.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Tyrax Dem Chinese products.[/quote] A shame bootlegging has gotten really out of hand over there. Anybody ever read that Cracked article about some Chinese people bootlegging an entire company? Jeez.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MashterChief117 Agent 47 strikes again[/quote] Accidents: 1 Notoriety: 1 Title: "The wrong tube" Jokes aside, this sound horrible... but how does that compression force such a reaction?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 *Sitting in an office chair* *ohgod*[/quote] *covers butt*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Mag1 I really hate to say this, but I chuckled at the title. Am I going to hell?[/quote] No. Heh heh, [i]Boy Killed Anally[/i].
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I really hate to say this, but I chuckled at the title. Am I going to hell?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 *Sitting in an office chair* *ohgod*[/quote]
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You do realize how old this is, right?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tevis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DEADPAN7809 It only happens when you bounce up and down on your chair. Bouncing up and down creates friction and heat which can....well, blow you up. Its like lighting fire.[/quote]I do that sometimes....[/quote] Prepare for butthurt..
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And people say that 1000 Ways to Die lies a lot and only repeats urban legends.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien So much butthur- ...[/quote] I laughed way too much at this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MashterChief117 Agent 47 strikes again[/quote] HAHAAHA Oh god you're a monster MashterChief117. A monster. But a funny one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mvyorkie009 wow yorkie[/quote] THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS yorkie
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Ouch, poor kid.
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Metal? In China? LOL
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Article from 2009 swag. Regardless, this article, and the whole story sounds pretty suspect.
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This was on 1000 ways to die, except it was an old guy who was waiting for his -blam!- to download so he started bouncing up and down, and... that happened.
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This is from 2009.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enerjak50 The only things that don't kill you in China are the guns[/quote] Haha, so true.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DEADPAN7809 It only happens when you bounce up and down on your chair. Bouncing up and down creates friction and heat which can....well, blow you up. Its like lighting fire.[/quote]I do that sometimes....
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So much potential for puns...
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And here I was thinking a fat kid had sat down, pushed the seat stand through the seat and up his arse. This is much more awesome
