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8/21/2012 4:02:55 AM
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Just found ants in my poptarts.
So I went out into my kitchen to go grab a water bottle and poptart. As I open up the package, I notice very tiny ants crawling around all inside of the package. Being grossed out, I threw them out. I checked another package to see if they had ants and luckily they didn't.
Have you ever had anything like that happen? Maybe hair in your soup, or a fly in your drink?
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I opened up a box of CornPops when I was 4 and it had approximately 3457094 ants in it. That was my first and last encounter with CornPops.
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Extra protein. Eat it next time you wasteful ungrateful child.
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There was a Caterpillar in my ODST case.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man I remember when I was a little kid having a bowl. Had actually nearly finished it, and was drinking the milk when I felt a weird lump hit my lips. :|[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14]>mfw[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 Just as I was starting to forget about that story...thanks Sgt...[/quote] Ah... i remember that thread also reminds me of the thread where someone lighted their semen on fire[/quote]OMG I loved that thread![/quote] Yeah i think that was the most WTF thread i have ever seen on the flood[/quote]Didnt he put it on his sock or something?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man Found a spider in my cereal on two different occasions.[/quote]I've had that happen once or twice. They weren't in the actual cereal, but inside the box.[/quote] I remember when I was a little kid having a bowl. Had actually nearly finished it, and was drinking the milk when I felt a weird lump hit my lips. :|[/quote]Oh my...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man Found a spider in my cereal on two different occasions.[/quote]I've had that happen once or twice. They weren't in the actual cereal, but inside the box.[/quote] I remember when I was a little kid having a bowl. Had actually nearly finished it, and was drinking the milk when I felt a weird lump hit my lips. :|
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man Found a spider in my cereal on two different occasions.[/quote]I've had that happen once or twice. They weren't in the actual cereal, but inside the box.
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Poured some sugar into my coffee one morning. Along with the sugar came like 40 ants. Now I keep my sugar in the fridge.
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I can't believe it's not butter!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my cheerios[/quote]Fix'd[/quote]Just as I was starting to forget about that story...thanks Sgt...[/quote] Love that story. So damn funny.
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Found a spider in my cereal on two different occasions.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M_Power I found dead fly larvae in my mac and cheese. A little protein won't kill ya. The FDA regulates that stuff. Certain amounts of insect parts are allowed, and expected to be, in your food.[/quote]Yeah I've heard of ketchup and peanut butter having insect parts, but having live ants that have the ability to reproduce and create lots of them isn't as ok.
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Waiting for someone to say. "Semen in my Cheerios." EDIT. Well I was too late. [Edited on 08.20.2012 8:28 PM PDT]
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I found dead fly larvae in my mac and cheese. A little protein won't kill ya. The FDA regulates that stuff. Certain amounts of insect parts are allowed, and expected to be, in your food. [Edited on 08.20.2012 8:27 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my soup[/quote] severed head in my soup
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] divine thunder14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my cheerios[/quote]Fix'd[/quote]Just as I was starting to forget about that story...thanks Sgt...[/quote] Ah... i remember that thread also reminds me of the thread where someone lighted their semen on fire[/quote]OMG I loved that thread![/quote] Yeah i think that was the most WTF thread i have ever seen on the flood
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I once found maggots in my rice.
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And some chick complains about crackers in her soup? Who says the new generation has it easy?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my soup[/quote] that is not ok.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my cheerios[/quote]Fix'd[/quote]Just as I was starting to forget about that story...thanks Sgt...[/quote] Ah... i remember that thread also reminds me of the thread where someone lighted their semen on fire[/quote]OMG I loved that thread!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAC Renegade >Open fridge >Pour juice >Put juice away >Fly lands in juice I wasted a lot of juice that night.[/quote]I'm sorry for your loss...
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>Open fridge >Pour juice >Put juice away >Fly lands in juice I wasted a lot of juice that night.
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The only solution is to hide in their poptarts.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cRiPpL3fIgHt45 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my cheerios[/quote]Fix'd[/quote]Just as I was starting to forget about that story...thanks Sgt...[/quote] Ah... i remember that thread also reminds me of the thread where someone lighted their semen on fire
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Wombat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Wombat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Semen in my soup[/quote] Oh god why [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid Sea men on my poop deck[/quote][/quote]Really?[/quote] What? I was referencing a show...but...?[/quote] What show?[/quote] Family Guy. The one thing I remember from that terrible show.
