[url=http://www.whitepowermilk.com/]That's right.[/url] This website sells milk that has been gargled by a beautiful woman. Yes, it has been in their mouths...for extended periods of time. (Yes, this is the selling point of this business.) [quote]"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you! To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know. The purification process begins with the purest raw organic cow's milk (absolutely no bovine growth hormone, no antibiotics, and no pesticides in the feed). This milk is stored in our Upper East Side, Manhattan cold storage facility awaiting your order. At that time, she enters our adjoining private spa area, and meets her attendant (usually a fellow White Power Milk gargler). The attendant collects her jewelry and clothing, assists in her bathing, and directs her mouth rinsing regimen. Needless to say, her dental health, and overall oral health is flawless. Finally, she is led to the gargling room where she purifies your milk carefully for the allotted time the attendant dictates. The longer she gargles the milk, the more contaminants are able to be removed and the purer your milk becomes, so we, of course, recommend you request maximum purity. After she is done, the milk is deposited into your glass bottle, sealed, and returned immediately to cold room for delivery."[/quote] Just so you're not confused (which you definitely are), here's an FAQ they whipped up. [quote]Q: Is this real? Do the girls really gargle the milk you sell? A: Yes, of course. Q: Do you ship outside the USA? A: No, because the milk will spoil. The frozen gel packs can only keep it cold for 24 hours at the most. For our prospective customers outside the USA, we recommend you purchase a gargling video. Q: The milk comes in quantities of 1/2 oz or 2 oz. How much is that? A: 1/2 oz is a small mouthful and 2 oz is two mouthfuls. Q: How will my debit or credit card be charged? A: The charge will be from PayPal from "WP Milk". Q: Why is the milk so expensive? A: Purified milk is more expensive than regular impure milk because it costs much more to make. Its intensity of aroma, texture and flavor, however, means that people can easily satisfy their cravings with only one or two tastes, making White Power Milk one of life's affordable luxuries. Q: Does the purification process remove lactose? A: No, it does not, but we make special arrangements for alternative forms of milk for our customers everyday. Just give us a shout. Q: Will my package be sent discreetly? A: Yes, the return address will read our mailing address and simply the initials "WPM". Q: How long does it take to get my package? A: Outside NYC, orders will be shipped within 7 business days from the time the order was placed. Inside New York City, orders will be delivered within 7 business days. For more information, please review our Delivery and Packaging section. Q: What is the status of my order? A: A White Power Milk representative will contact you by email within 24 hours of your order to arrange delivery, and to provide you with information regarding milk purification status.[/quote] What do you think, Flood? [Edited on 06.14.2012 5:28 PM PDT]