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9/26/2006 10:55:17 PM
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What Kind of Halo Player Are You?

We've compiled a humorous list of the most prominent gamer stereotypes in the Halo 2 Xbox Live community. Check out our list, see if any of these seem familiar and take the quiz to find out which kind of gamer you are most like.

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  • lol, I got angry psycho, but they don't even have my type, I'd be more of a Psychotic-to-the-point-it's-scary-but-still-friendly guy.

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  • You've compiled a somewhat humorous list. I read a VERY humorous list about 6 months ago on another site........did you?

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  • exatly. i see dem all da time but ive only seen the angry phyico and the aggro like 5 times.

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  • aggro for me xD

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  • That was cool. Except that they forgot my category: the dude who logs on, joins a party with others like him, starts saying very random, occasionally funny things, telling the other team not to make you angry, occasionally slaughtering the other team because they woulnd't stop killing you in response to your protests at "peace", and half the time you're more scared of your allies than your enemies. For good reason. [Edited on 9/29/2006]

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  • Hilarious! Of course, it was even funnier when I wrote this same article, six months ago: http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/03/xbox-live-personality-profiles/ Want more hilarity? I submitted this to Frankie when I interviewed for the staff writer position in March, and it appeared on HBO, collegehumor.com and even this forum! Coincidence? [Edited on 9/29/2006]

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  • dahmn bungie's forums are clutter'd wit 12 year old girls who find anythin bungie throws them so 'hilarious' and 'cool' that they wouldnt know something really cool if it actually happened... Also, they thank the bungie staff, like KP is reading every post, and keepin track of if you appreciate his stuff.... yea!

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  • THIS IS SO COOL Im a Dudeguy

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  • Yo, im a dudeguy that was pretty funny KP keep it coming with the write-ups man

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  • awesome im agro

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  • "What kind of halo player are you." "How do you do the things you do.""Show me all your secrets deep inside." "What kind of halo player are you." "You do have a heart thats truuuuue," "What kinda halo player are you-hoo-hoo." [Edited on 9/28/2006]

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  • am a 10 -blam!-s.

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  • It says coolguy...but i'm more of a swearing coolguy...like gorden ramsey.

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  • cool guy of course

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  • I came out as 1.9, somewhere between the dudeguy and coolguy I guess...... Bungie forgot another playertype, the Racist. The Racist: Playertype that will, when faced with people who speak; 1 Their own (foreign) laguage, usually when joining as a team. 2 Fluent english, but with an accent. Proceed to scream obcenaties like "white power", "sieg heil", filthy spick, paki-boy, iraqi (fill more of same type of obcenaties in here) Has absolutely no ears for any explanation from the foreign player in question. Is not capable of intelligent conversation whatsoever. Has the uncontrollable need to point out that the other player lives in a "third world country" eventhough that same player just had full host over an entire multi-team game, with everyone in full green connection. That the u.s. is the greatest and will bomb the country in question into nothingness. And that he/she should speak english, preferrable american-english, because "we are in the u.s." Liked the test very much, it was rather hilarious:-)

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  • man after I done it,it just printed it out in bold letters..YOU ARE THE BEST HALO PLAYER OF ALL!!

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  • Wow, I cam out as a Psycho...which makes absolutely no sence because of the fact that I am not. I dont go around screaming obsenities at everyone, I dont just kill myself because its funny. I am in a Gaming community called XGC, some of you made heard of it and know the honorcode.

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  • it works but it dsnt work cause what if there is no answer for the question they assume that someone will do one of the answers and there was a few that didnt have an answer for me

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl Ac3 Ix Great write up! And i got 2nd post! It says I am a Ballus Non-Dropus and a dudeguy. There really needs to be a catagory for good people that arent jerks.[/quote] How can you be both? They have a secret Halo 2 player type for you: Retardus Postus Idiotus

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  • You forgot the Noob.. wait, i forgot, bungie encourages lame game play like noob combos, an placing 1 rocket on a map.. you know, cause then you hafta work 'together' to stop the 1 guy who has it inside the banshee... i'll do it for you... The Noob: you can spot this gamer soon as match making pops up. Generally their name consists of some lame reference to weed (something they prolly heard on Chappelle's show) and they always have a mic. In game they are the likely to be expressing their homo-blam!-ity threw blasting everyone in the face with a warm green goo. These people will taunt you by saying your owned.. when clearly, they have no sense of pride or accomplishment and will do whatever it takes to Win. Nothing in Halo 2 is better then owning a Noob, because noobs are so cocky they forget that without a vehicle or 'combo' they arn't good. But dont worry Noobs, Bungie will back you all the way! didn't you know that a 'heat seeking' weapon blast that will take down even an over sheild, leavin you open for a 1 shot kill, which is often fired directly as your hit, is all part of a strategy? i didnt know that? i jus thought it was something people could use to make themselves feel better about not having girlfriends... or friends in general... what do i know? Also, dont you think with all this great technology they could NOT spawn you around enemies?..... cant the game go.... so an so is here.... well then, i'll put him here... not... well, he jus died right there... LETS SEND HIM BACK! woot!

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  • Im an angry pshyco it sure iz fun ruining peoples days f@#$%$#@ great

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  • Angry Psycho

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  • i guess i'm angry........F***!

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  • I got ballus non droppus. Not exactaly a accurate illusion of me.

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  • I'm an Aggro....apparently. I don't even have XBL, I just go to Halo parties....Go figure haha.

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  • Hehe! Besides the 1337 haxors, I defenetly considers the Ballus Non-Dropus-es my worst enemies! >:| And it says I'm an angry psycho :/ Really, I'm more of an Aggro/Dudeguy - depending on the mood I'm in. For example, when I get blown up by the energy cells in Lockout I might just go "ARGH!!!!" or just bow in shame :P

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