{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
5/27/2012 6:17:48 AM
20
Ways to troll the Jehovah's Witnesses?
So those idiots have been knocking on my door a lot recently, and I'm getting kind of sick of it. So I've decided I'm just going to troll the -blam!- out of them.
So Flood, got any ideas?
[Edited on 05.26.2012 10:21 PM PDT]
-
Why not just be polite and ask them not to come back?
-
Invite them into your home Pretend to be interested in the things that they say Politely ask them to leave [Edited on 05.26.2012 10:41 PM PDT]
-
Say you're a vampire
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Batchnator95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heisenburg Wait till they're a few houses down and then egg them, it what me and my friend did once.[/quote]That's not funny at all.[/quote] It's hilarious, and I'd do it again.
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heisenburg Wait till they're a few houses down and then egg them, it what me and my friend did once.[/quote]That's not funny at all.
-
Kiss a guy in front of them.
-
"Have you heard the good word about Jupiter?"
-
Wait till they're a few houses down and then egg them, it what me and my friend did once.
-
"Sorry, I'm Christian." That'd rustle some jimmies. It's bigger on Mormons though. But in all reality, just be polite and ask them to leave.
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlenderTheMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheUnbannable upside down cross necklaces when you enter and skulls EVERYWHERE. and lambs blood over your front door.[/quote]With Black Metal playing?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo]Close enough[/url]
-
Get a makeup artist to paint a pentagram on your chest that looks like it was carved in with a knife. Of course, hold the knife, and with your other hand, a fake dead animal or something... Speak in a low, menacing voice, and continually mutter something about how "Satan will be pleased, Satan will be pleased!" Then offer to invite them inside.
-
Find where they live, kidnap their children, kill their wife/husband, and burn their house down. That should do the trick.
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheUnbannable upside down cross necklaces when you enter and skulls EVERYWHERE. and lambs blood over your front door.[/quote]With Black Metal playing?
-
upside down cross necklaces when you enter and skulls EVERYWHERE. and lambs blood over your front door.
-
Speak in tongues and do some satanic dance.
-
I doubt they would play World of Warcraft.
-
Open the door, naked. That will teach them.
-
"Sorry, can't talk now. I'm on my way to a blood transfusion".
-
"I'm Amish"
-
Put on a white robe and sip a glass of wine? In front of them. [Edited on 05.26.2012 10:18 PM PDT]
