{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
5/12/2012 4:00:16 PM
106
Look up your town in urban dictionary
And post what it says here. It seems that urban dictionary thinks every town is full of druggies, weed and alcoholics. What's yours say?
Mine
[quote]Lyndhurst NJ
A town, One square mile. Most Drama EVER. all the girls are sluts, and the teenagers get drunk and high almost everyday. They think they are cool if they get so drunk, to where they fall over themselves, and if they can not remember anything the next day. they boys are all man whores and players. ALL of the guys are players. most of the children grades are bad. if your not a slut in this town (which would be surprising) your probably to ugly and fat. If your pretty and not a slut, then your probably weird. If your pretty, not a slut, and not weird then that's extremely surprising. there are a few kids like this. Maximum amount, about 15. This towns school system sucks.
Person 1 : have you ever been to Lyndhurst NJ?
Person 2: oh, you mean the small town, with all the sluts drama and man whore players, that will probably work at Wendy's when their older?
Person 1: YES! thats it!![/quote]
(None of that is true obviously, lol)The butthurt is strong with this author.
[Edited on 05.12.2012 8:13 AM PDT]
-
********* ,NJ A small forgotten town in ****** County that has that small town fell while still being a wealthy neighbored. Their School system is great and their might be a occasional "problem" but it is still a pretty safe town. Manly Italian, Irish, and a few Asians but that is it.
-
[quote]The most fantastic place in the world, with the friendly-est people! it's not as bad as people make out1 :))[/quote] [quote]Fast becoming the emo capital of Europe. [/quote] Seems legit.
-
Charlotte is THE place to live. Nicknamed the Queen City, it is the largest city in the great state of NC. We have it all in Charlotte: the Panthers, Bobcats, South Park Mall, Phillips Place, a beautiful downtown, some of the best schools in the nation. Now some might then its been taken over by big conglomerates, but it hasn't. There are still the family owned, hole-in-the-wall restaurants all over. We have amazing shopping, from Nordstroms to Urban Outfitters to JCrew to little boutiques like Luna and Fresh. We have a large varity of restaurants, from The Cheesecake Factory to Outback to Sullivans to The Palm to Brixx Pizza to Grouchos Deli. The people are as friendly as can be. We know how to drive and aren't rude in traffic. We can always offer directions to a lost visitor. We don't have a ridiculous amount of snob. Basically...Charlotte is just THE place to live. move now. and boy do we know how to party in charlotte... buy charlotte mugs & shirts
-
San Bernardino: A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low standard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California. And where I'm moving to... Yucca Valley 89 up, 16 down A hole in the earth's desert, where toothless people crawl out from under the rocks during Grubstakes parade or carnival. Oh and dont forget that they also love to come out during the fisrt week of the month, but ususally they just hang out at Wal-Mart. You can detect them though...they wear PJ's to town and sometimes you can catch the ring leaders wearing their slippers too. [Edited on 05.13.2012 8:54 AM PDT]
-
[quote]Asheville, NC A beautiful city in WNC. It is most famous because of its queen, Her Imperial Majesty Lyza Jadis. She rules the land with an iron fist and her army of fluffy minions, at the head of which is Icebat. All the coolest cats live there, and they play dreidel in the streets and have bonfires on the ceiling once a year in honor of the birth of Tim Burton. It is also rumored to be the home of Christmaqwanadondica Day Man, but that's the kind of talk that gets people -blam!- up. All the inhabitants leave out Macaroni and Cheese for him and his lady every December fifteenth, lest he put caustic soap on them. [/quote] [quote]Asheville, NC The biggest city in Western North Carolina. Asheville is home to some of the most liberal people in the South. Despite having a reputation for poor drivers, homo-blam!-s, and -blam!-s, Asheville is a really cultured place. If you can look past the Biltmore House, Asheville has a lot of very cultural things to do that can change the way you think. A djimbe drum circle meets every Friday in downtown Asheville at Pritchard Park, until it gets too cold. Downtown Asheville is the best part of the city, with many locally owned shops and restaurants lining the streets. Local musicians are plentiful, regularly showcasing their talents to the passerby. Asheville has some of the most diverse music and musicians in the region. Tourists frequent the city for the beautiful scenery, the Biltmore House, and to experience the culture that is Asheville. I wouldn't want to live in Asheville for long, but it is worth spending some time there.[/quote]
-
Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland and the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of whores, poofs and junkies. Almost all of Edinburgh's residents (Edinbuggers) have a massive chip on their shoulder. There are many different reasons for this, foremost are; having -blam!- all of note in their city apart from a castle, a distinct lack of decent bars/clubs/atmosphere, two pish 'football' teams and the fact that they are all whores poofs and junkies. In spite of all this they still have the temerity to be a bunch of ignorant, rude, stuck up -blam!-. If you see a tram in Edinburgh you might want to check that you are not actually in Blackpool, as the silly bastards have been trying, and failing, to build a tram system since about the same time they threw the castle up. The best thing about Edinburgh is the motorway to Glasgow. Glasgow being Edinburghs more vibrant, cosmopolitan, cultural, stylish, laid back, humourous and funloving neighbour. Aye, screw you too ya bloody weegie jakeys. Go steal another kappa tracksuit ya wank. Were the HIV capital because we were europes heroin Capitol in the 80s [Edited on 05.12.2012 3:46 PM PDT]
-
[b]Warren PA:[/b] [quote]Also Known as "The bubble" because people in said city are afraid to leave and might fall off the face of the earth.Those who do leave the bubble seldom return.Also known for it's high percentage of infidelity.Home of Bett's Park Where many a zygote were swallowed by one of many of Warren's married sluts.[/quote]
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CoolCJ24 I just read mine. Ouch, right in the self-pride, that hurts...[/quote] What did it say?
-
I just read mine. Ouch, right in the self-pride, that hurts...
-
Birmingham (UK) The true second city of the UK, and any manc that says otherwise needs to come down and have a look for themselves what a great place BIRMINGHAM really is. Most people have a bad opinion of Birmingham but that's because they probably have never been here or have only seen it in the sixties when it was a concrete jungle. But now Birmingham is a proper city with everything a proper city should have. Birmingham has facilities to rival London let alone a place like manchester. Birmingham, Second City of the UK Birmingham, Shopping Capital of Europe Best City in the WORLD - Birmingham
-
City near the greater toronto area. Notorious for tons of paki's and sand coons, camel jockey's, towel heads, and the odd niglet. They all think they're black. But they're not. ------ is the worst place to live.
-
Ahh. San Antonio Texas. It's the second largest city in The Lone Star State, and it's growing! San Antonio is looked upon as a positive area, for it's large expanse of churches, large education options, and many inspirational programs. Most love San Antonio for it's shopping. Offering many different malls, the two stand-outs are North Star Mall, and La Cantera. North Star has everything. It even offers higher end stores such as Louis Vuitton. It is a good place for shoppers of all budgets. La Cantera serves mostly the higher end residents of San Antonio, offering many tre-riche stores. San Antonio is enjoyed by tourists everywhere, because of it's historical attractions, (like the Alamo,) and theme parks such as Splash Town and Six Flags. Also popular is Sea World! There's a little bit of everything in this town. While there are some lower-budget areas, there are also some beautiful sub-divisions, and a large expanse of beautiful sights to see.
-
aurora colorado An overgrown overpriced suburb outside of denver and is about the size of denver (main city). Its full of everybody from gangsta,preppies,yuppies,mexicans,families,soccer moms and whatever other type of group there is out there.NO services like denver just lots of houses,condos apartments and shops yo you live in aurora ? yea G you know where i can get some spinners out here
-
Woodbury is located south of the twin citys in Minnesota. Woodbury is home to preps, hot chicks, jocks, and cake-eaters alike. They are very rich and snotty according to there neighboring rivals of cottage grove. Woodbury has good sports that are always better then cottage grove. White boys wear there hats to the side along with preppy holister shirts and ripped jeans. To some retards this city is known as hood-bury even though woodbury is not at all hood and contains very little minoritys. Ex.1 Jack: "We are so much better than everyone cuz we can woop them at soccer and hockey!" Brandon: "Yea man we rock, lets go shop in Abercrombie in woodbury lakes." Jack: "Hellz ya!" Ex.2 Cottage Grove Kid: "dude your playing woodbury tonight?!?!" Other CG kid: "yea man" CG kid: "yo gonna get beat" Other CG kid: "dude I know, I sure hate those preppy holister wearing -blam!-s."
-
butthurt definition: Barrie, Ontario is a "city" about 90 km north of Toronto, which, unlike Barrie, you've probably heard of before. And the reason you haven't heard of Barrie is because it's a boring, disgusting hole. They brag because their so-called economy (dealing mostly with selling crack) is booming and their population is exploding. In reality, no one wants to live there, and no one cares. It's ugly, the people are ugly and it's a disgrace to the GTA. Everyone from Barrie talks like a dirty truck driver. The place sickens me. Never go there. Barrie friend: Hey man, you should come to Barrie this weekend. Oakville friend: No man, I'm rich. I don't go to Barrie. proper definition: A city located about 45 minutes north of Tornto, Ontario. It is located on Kempenfelt Bay and thus plays host to to the Kempenfest Arts and Crafts Festival each year. A wonderful place to live, since it is a close-knit community proud of its history, sports, and culture. Barrie hosted Live 8 2005 in their Park Place (formerly Molson Park). We should visit Barrie this weekend; I hear there's a new exhibit at the MacLaren Arts Center located in Barrie's bustling down town area.
-
[quote] 1. beavercreek it's in ohio. Nothing much happens. "Beavercreek math club is keepin it real yo." 2. Beavercreek a city too small to have public transport, clubs, or real bars, but too big be able to walk across without fatigue. mainly suburban preppy families intent on getting thier kids into college. lots of military parents. Dayton is nearby, but the crime rate is so high the population just decided to up and out. near were the river of fire toxic waste spill happened in the 1990's. boy: moving to Beavercreek? girl: yeah.... boy:better get into boarding school.[/quote] It's true :c [Edited on 05.12.2012 12:40 PM PDT]
-
[quote] Aurora, Illinois A town far enough North that it is a safe haven for illegal Mexican immigrants to not have to worry about getting deported. 1) Sign in Tijuana: Ve te a Aurora Illinois, iempieza una vida nueva! (go to Aurora, IL, start a new life!) 2) Me:I just realized all my friends from school are hispanic White friend from neighboring Geneva: Yeah, most white people in Aurora are suburban trash.[/quote] [Edited on 05.12.2012 12:36 PM PDT]
-
[quote]Santa Cruz, California Pretty much a beach town in Cali, HATE valley's (bug the crap out of us) great place to learn to serf, don't raise your kids here (more likely to smoke a bowl) We know how to party, and we do infact have a -blam!- load of gangs, but just don't go to Watson that's where a lot of them are. Valley: DUDE! let's go hit some waves, they look hellah big today! Local: Shut the -blam!- up and go back to the valley.. Here let me shank you! Asian Tourist: Ching! I love Santa Cruz, California! We must take outrageous amount of pictures of the boardwalk and the beach. OH LOOK! Naked people riding bikes![/quote] Pretty spot on.. [Edited on 05.12.2012 12:36 PM PDT]
-
[quote]A unique town 30 minutes from Atlanta. It is unique because of the large amount of empathy everyone has towards each other and the large amount of apathy everyone has about everything else. We smoke heavy, and just dont give a -blam!-.[/quote] Well, people here [i]do[/i] like to smoke.
-
Best Ice Hockey and Speedway team in the UK. ^_^
-
[quote]1. We have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. -blam!- yeah. A typical conversation in Moorpark: Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do? Person 2: I dunno, we could go to Tierra Rejada park, or Mountain Meadows park, or Campus Canyon park, or Poindexter park, or Peach Hill park, or Arroyo Vista park, or...-blam!- man, let's just go hang out at Vons.[/quote] [quote]2. -blam!-iest town on the face of the planet. the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons. all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life." and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag -blam!-. everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak. i am ashamed to say i live here. kid number one: "hey what do you want to do today?" kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!" kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?" kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."[/quote]
-
City: Stockholm 1.The capital and largest city of Sweden. One of the nicest cities in the world to live in with a high standard of living 2.The city where every local run in the escalator, even if they're not in a hurry. 3.default city 4.To engage in -blam!- activity in, on, around, or otherwise involving furniture. Preferably performed in an IKEA outlet which, given the chaotic environment, will likely go by unnoticed. 5.My home. The best place in the world. Sweden sucks, but Stockholm is awesome. Sure, people lose their virginity here at 12 years old, it's packed with "blattar" in some areas, but it's my home and I wouldn't change a thing in the world.
-
[Quote] Legend says It's the oldest town in Texas. The home of Stephen F. Austin State University- which is the only reason it's on the state map in the first place. Commonly called Nac-a-nowhere for two reasons: 1: It's in the middle of nowhere. 2: if you know where it is, you are a true Texan. There is always a party to be found here, primarily because of SFA, and because there is nothing else to do here but party. [I] Texan #1: I'm going to college in Nacogdoches. Texan #2: what the hell is there to do in Nacogdoches? Texan #1: ...Uhhh.......[/I]
-
[b]Rockaway[/b] [quote] no not that Rockaway, the Rockaway, believe it or not before the stupid song came out the beach side neighborhood of Rockaway Beach, NYC was there. One of the highest concentrated population of Irish people in the country, once call Irish Town USA, there were 102 bars in a 3 x 4 block span. It is the most radical party town you can encounter. We're there is no such time where you cant buy beer and weed is only a phone call, chirp, or yell away. The bars don't close until the beagel stores open, somtimes later, where smoking is not allowed in bars except if its smoking a joint with the bar owner, where the bartenders actually know what there doing and give buy-backs. Where you never have to hear a rap song at a bar, just good music. The summers are alive with party after party. Where the eve of every holliday seems like a reson to get wasted, you start drinking at family parties before you get out of 8th grade, where a person on the handlebars of your hampton cruiser is carpooling, and a late night skinny dip after a long night of drinking is the normal thing to do. Where fitting 9 guys into a cab is allowed. Where you can go and hang out with your 16 year old cousins at the bar with out a promblem. A cooler on the beach and a few friends can turn into a raging party. Where on a stormy day you can find most lifeguards in Rockaway at Connollys at 3 in the afternoon. Where 14 year olds are having kegs and 40 year olds are having house parties and everybody in between is drink...[/quote] [Edited on 05.12.2012 11:52 AM PDT]
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Urban Dictionary In Your Mouth abbrev. IYM; oftentimes used to replace "that's what she said". Created by the employees at Legacy Tattoos & Piercing in Beebe*, AR. person 1: "I'm coming." person 2: "in your mouth (iym)."[/quote] *My town. [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beebe%20High%20School&defid=4075006]Here's a link to the article about the local High School.[/url] [Edited on 05.12.2012 11:43 AM PDT]
-
Town: New Albany Ohio Suburb of Columbus, OH. Located in the North East corner. People tend to believe it's very rich and preppy, which parts are, but not everyone who lives there is rich. The whole "if you live near the country club you have better social status" is entirely not true unless your like ten years old. The high school is NOT the size of a large college campus, it would be smaller than a college campus. It is an outdoor campus so there is a court yard which makes the school look bigger, when really there is only about 1000 students in high school. It's a great place to get an education, the teachers for the most part care about teaching you. So don't judge it until you have lived there because it's a great place to live. wow, so true. When I tell people I'm from New Albany there like "omg you rich" and I'm like "omg, I wish" or they talk about how our high school is a college campus.
