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4/25/2012 12:00:39 AM
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applying to become a mod
[url=http://susankmorgan.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/marketing-position-resume-after.jpg]my resume[/url]
[url=http://oi45.tinypic.com/bgy7pz.jpg]cover letter[/url]
Now if I may insist, where is the line for this position? If there isn't one i would like to be at the front of it.
any and all help is appreciated :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x c. Naked pics of stosh [/quote] Someone's been looking at my computer. though to be accurate it is actually c:\naked pics of stosh[/quote] So important he keeps them right on /root C;
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Yo, OP. Float me a few hundies and you don't need to fill out that app. Wink wink nudge nudge[/quote] whats a "hundie"?[/quote] Forum money of course
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Funny thread
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mister death How is this thread still alive....[/quote] Cause it's hilarious.
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How is this thread still alive....OT: I've been doing wet noodle preperations. I have a professional wet noodle handler come over everyday for 3 hours to prepare me for the event. I have the welts and bruises to prove it.
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1. Opt1mu5Pr1m3 15 2. In a back alley 3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)? a. Excellent salary and benefits b. Hot chix c. Naked pics of stosh d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying" e. All of the above <---- 4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest. They're all ugly. 5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman? Cause he hasn't banned me yet 6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you: a. Get him another drink b. Film the event and upload to YouTube c. Help him to the bathroom d. A and B only e. All of the above secret option f. Throw him out the window <---- 7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why? I'd ban all of them 8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums? a. Slightly buzzed b. Drunk c. Blacked out d. Other (please specify) <--- On alot of perscription drugs 9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered? a. One year b. Never <---- 10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member? a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch." b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying. c. The user just beat you in an argument. d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread. e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons. <---- 11. Please explain why the following statement is true: "I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss." Cause it's what I'd do [Edited on 06.24.2012 11:06 PM PDT]
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Hahaha i love what this topic has turned into! Lol i love all of the applications floating around! Lol!
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yay necrobumps
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x c. Naked pics of stosh [/quote] Someone's been looking at my computer. though to be accurate it is actually c:\naked pics of stosh
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Haha,One of the funniest things I've seen all day!
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Wish you the best dude.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x c. Naked pics of stosh [/quote] Stosh won't go near me after that Toast thread :(
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Someone hire this guy now!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [b][i]It's all about Da Hamiltons![/I][/B][/quote] fix'd
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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I'm a dog.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seven roses are red violets are violet im kind of drunk right now give me another beer[/quote] This guy is a shoe-in
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roses are red violets are violet im kind of drunk right now give me another beer
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Fill this out and we'll get back to you: [b]Forum Ninja Application[/b] 1. User Name LoneWolf4Life 2. Location Orlando, Florida, United States, North America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. 3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)? a. Excellent salary and benefits b. Hot chix c. Naked pics of stosh d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying" [u]e. All of the above[/u] 4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest. x Foman123 x, everyone else does not compare. 5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman? Foman of course! He is the strongest, most intellegent, and best looking mod that ever existed! 6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you: a. Get him another drink b. Film the event and upload to YouTube c. Help him to the bathroom d. A and B only [u]e. All of the above[/u] I would help him, but this would be a moment too good to go to waste. 7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why? Anyone except the almighty Foman. 8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums? a. Slightly buzzed b. Drunk c. Blacked out [u]d. Other (please specify)[/u] Hungover. 9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered? [u]a. One year[/u] b. Never It has to be answered eventually, but they need to suffer. 10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member? [u]a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."[/u] b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying. c. The user just beat you in an argument. d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread. e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons. 11. Please explain why the following statement is true: "I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss." The users of Bungie.net need to be reminded... Teh mods r pretty cool guys, they ban teh users and doesn't afraid of anything! Did I mention Foman is awesome?[/quote] [Edited on 05.23.2012 7:08 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FlexedCookie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defnop552 Here's my application; [url=http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552891_3988622791354_1154366130_33621794_6334490_n.jpg]Page 1[/url] Thank you.[/quote] I would give you the job just for the ban boots. Every mod needs ban boots.[/quote]I thought the ban boots were a necessity to moderate defectively?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defnop552 Here's my application; [url=http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552891_3988622791354_1154366130_33621794_6334490_n.jpg]Page 1[/url] Thank you.[/quote] I would give you the job just for the ban boots. Every mod needs ban boots.
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Here's my application; [url=http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552891_3988622791354_1154366130_33621794_6334490_n.jpg]Page 1[/url] Thank you. [Edited on 05.23.2012 2:09 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nerd Boi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mister death [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marathon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geegs30 I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume. [/quote] Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/yanw/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Link[/url][/quote]More like the mods are in our shadow.[/quote] let me join skibur...I know you want me...I can see it in your eyes.[/quote]I think you need to read the motto.[/quote] 35?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x[/quote] LMAO 10/10
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Such a rebelliousness topic!
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[b]Forum Ninja Application[/b] 1. User Name -ChorrizoTapatio 2. Location -Under your bed. 3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)? a. Excellent salary and benefits b. Hot chix c. Naked pics of stosh d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying" e. All of the above - B, obviously. Ladies love banhammers. 4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest. -We all know every one of the Forum Ninja are equally hawt and get all the ladies. Hawt Chix. 5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman? - Foman because,[i]"The best part of PAX is meeting Foman123"[/i] -True Underdog 6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you: a. Get him another drink b. Film the event and upload to YouTube c. Help him to the bathroom d. A and B only e. All of the above -D. Yoozel will be fine, he's done this before. 7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why? -Achronos. Why? BECAUSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! 8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums? a. Slightly buzzed b. Drunk c. Blacked out d. Other (please specify) -D. Sober, why? Because i'll need all my genius to thick of something witty to say as I ban people and then post it in their thread. 9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered? a. One year b. Never -B. If I banned them, they most likely deserved it. I don't believe in the whole "My little brother got on my account and bla bla bla" excuse. I will read the appeal message however. 10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member? a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch." b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying. c. The user just beat you in an argument. d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread. e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons. -C. I don't argue. I debate. I am the master debator. 11. Please explain why the following statement is true: "I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss." -Because the quote must be from Foman which automatically means it's correct. [Edited on 05.23.2012 9:49 AM PDT]
