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Best Omegle jokes?

I'm sick of all the jokes I've come up with and done to people on Omegle. Anyone have any good, original ones that they'd like to share?
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  • I just got done trolling another guy. He was a poor Indian fellow who kept bragging that he had a -blam!- that was 7 inches long.

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  • lol! You win! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Son of Eire I got one: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: guy? girl? You: girl hehe Stranger: lol same You: i'm bi Stranger: same ;) You: nice You: wanna sext Stranger: we can just chat here You: yah Stranger: cool You: you wanna lick my bod Stranger: yeah ;) You: ok You: licks stranger's -blam!- You: JK I'm a man! You: LOL get troll'd You: TROLL'd Stranger: lol You: TROlL'D Stranger: i'm a guy too! Stranger: HAHAHAHA You: TROLL'D You: LmfAO You: damn Stranger: we are so -blam!-, man Stranger: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WrongLord I said that my name was Gandalf. "Your partner has left"[/quote] I laughed a lot at this

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  • I've been acting as a Swedish student, failing his English class who comes onto Omegle to practice his English. I start with the line "Hej, jag är här för att lura dig och förstöra din dag" which means "Hello, I am here to trick you and ruin your day." I'm hoping a real Swedish person picks up on this someday, but until then, I'll enjoy messing with Jack, the English student from the University of Central England, who goes on Omegle to talk dirty with some "girls".

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  • I said that my name was Gandalf. "Your partner has left"

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  • I got one: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: guy? girl? You: girl hehe Stranger: lol same You: i'm bi Stranger: same ;) You: nice You: wanna sext Stranger: we can just chat here You: yah Stranger: cool You: you wanna lick my bod Stranger: yeah ;) You: ok You: licks stranger's -blam!- You: JK I'm a man! You: LOL get troll'd You: TROLL'd Stranger: lol You: TROlL'D Stranger: i'm a guy too! Stranger: HAHAHAHA You: TROLL'D You: LmfAO You: damn Stranger: we are so -blam!-, man Stranger: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • obviously shoe on the head. [i][b]obviously[/i][/b] OT: troll with manycam and gifs.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon "I'm a chick" "I lied, I'm actually a dude"[/quote] I actually do this quite often on omegle. With how many people that start off asking about gender, it's pretty easy do to, and pretty damn funny.

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  • "I'm a chick" "I lied, I'm actually a dude"

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  • Troll them with gifs.

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