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1/29/2012 12:51:06 AM
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******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!
I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.
Here is the story,
A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend.
Queue me.
He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept.
We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid.
As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek.
When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man."
This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site."
I literally didn't know how to respond.
Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid?
I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game.
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST]
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This is a burrito wrapped in win
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Congratz on the win Bobcast
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First the Clockman, now this... Toasting in another epic bread.
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This...is...*mixed reaction*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DRAGON LORDX 83 "I had reach... She had flexibility... And about 2 kegs of beer..."[/quote] teehee
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Whoah whoah whoah -are you actually saying a member of The Flood, let alone [i] Bobcast [/i] went out for some drinks with a [b] girl [/b], and she even took out the twins? Sign of the Apocalypse #7. [Edited on 02.01.2012 2:05 PM PST]
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People get singled out all the time. I live really close to Bob and this floodian by the way, but im in a different state. Buffalo sucks, we got nothin goin on here.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be that guy. This thread is messed up. Its been on the front page for days now, and is pinned to the side. There is a Floodian who has been singled out. That is REALLY messed up. We may not, but he knows who he is. Now he's in this forum terrified that we may find out who he is. You shouldn't have told us your the home town. You could have left it at your meeting one of our moms. You gave enough info that he'll be terrified every-time a thread asks what home town are you from, or what school do you go to. And fr the record, it is NOT me. I'm an adult, and live in CA.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] woooooooo13 [url=http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii274/woooooooo13/Music.png]Contributing to this thread with picture I made in 2 minutes.[/url][/quote] Approving this picture.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...[/quote]Wow, wow, wow... was that a mum joke? [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo]Mr T would like a word with you.[/url] [i]When you put down one mother, you puttin' down mothers all over the world.[/i]
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[url=http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii274/woooooooo13/Music.png]Contributing to this thread with picture I made in 2 minutes.[/url] [Edited on 02.01.2012 1:07 PM PST]
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Actually, you should have told her.
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Look out guys, bobcast might have done your mom last night! At least you can finally say a mom joke and mean it literally. [Edited on 02.01.2012 12:22 PM PST]
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Priceless. Thread saved.
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Hmm interesting, well not many flood users, its more common for redditors than it will be for the flood. Man if that kid actually does find out, his mom is so gonna know who you are, that is if she remembers you. Did you tell your friend?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter [url=http://i.imgur.com/KTU5e.png]This is how I envisioned it[/url][/quote]Haha, that's pretty much how I saw it too.
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This thread is still going, and I think that is hilarious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...[/quote] Welcome to Galada's List of Favourite Forum Ninjas
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich I say we take note of everyone who [i]doesn't[/i] post in this thread. That's our guy.[/quote]Haha screw you, making me post again...
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>Sees all these people hopping on bobcasts dick > Loved him before this thread, loved him when i first joined. > Sheds tear when I see recon has banned me and not him.
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Steps to be on the top hot topic list: 1. Be a ninja 2. Have an interesting story....bro....
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Epic Bread - Im posting in it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ravingmasher626 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kickimanjaro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r c takedown Become the kid's new father, and teach him the ways of the ninja. [/quote]In their tongue he is Dovakin, Ninja Born![/quote] Ninjahkiin Ninjahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Ninjahkiin fah hin kogaan mu draal FUS RO CAST[/quote] Nope, it's FUS RO BAN! OT: This definitely made my day. [Edited on 01.31.2012 6:49 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterB33f [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1d3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban. The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.[/quote] well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.[/quote] No! I will be known as a hero on this forum if I find out who it is! [/quote] please do not make me hurt you. Just stand back. I am so close to the truth
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1d3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban. The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.[/quote] well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.[/quote] No! I will be known as a hero on this forum if I find out who it is!
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Bobcast is now the coolest Ninja ever. <3
