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1/18/2012 6:15:32 AM
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Farengar Secret-Fire. (Skyrim)
You all know that [url=http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Farengar_Secret-Fire]guy[/url], standing next to one of the most feasible, quick access Enchantment Tables in the game. Now, this guy has perhaps one of the most odd voices I've heard in the entire game, next to the Daedric Prince's otherworldly ability to not have their dialogue skipped.
But the interesting thing is his immersion-breaking superpower.
I mean, I walked up to him, ignored the usual
"CAM TEU DRAGONSREECH TO DISCUSH THEE ONGOEENG HOSHTEELITIES, LAIK TEH RESHT OF THUH GREYT WAWRIOWRS?"
and then he said:
"You know, if you have the aptitood, you should join the Mages College at Winterhuld".
Seriously? I AM THE ARCH-MAGE, FOOL.
You'd expect that in a game where guards can figure out the arrival of the Thieves' Guild in mere seconds, a blasted court wizard would learn that you at least enrolled in the blasted College for Mages.
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It's like guards pointing out 'I have fur coming out of my ears'... NO -blam!- I'M A -blam!-ING CAT PERSON!
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Farengar's social life = zero.
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His voice does take the piss in how annoying it is. I considered seeing how far across the hall I could throw him with unrelenting force at one point.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grimick I don't like him :( his accent, his cocky attitude. He just drives me absolutely insane. I have lost it and assaulted him so many times I can't even count. Then I have to go way back to my last load and start over. It's sad really. The point is, I don't like him much...[/quote] I laughed so hard when he ran away from the dragon like a little girl. I was like, "-blam!- you, Farengar. I'ma ride this dragon now while you wet yourself."
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I don't like him :( his accent, his cocky attitude. He just drives me absolutely insane. I have lost it and assaulted him so many times I can't even count. Then I have to go way back to my last load and start over. It's sad really. The point is, I don't like him much...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Fan 569 I guess Bethesda spent too much time making the world so darn big.[/quote] I actually thought Skyrim was quite small for what it was capable of. [Edited on 01.17.2012 11:14 PM PST]
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Teh puma once had a whiterun guard say: "Psst, I know who you are... Hail sithis."
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Nope, don't know his name. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Brian OA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Methew Incinerate him on the spot with a fire spell so massive it turns the rock around it to glass.[/quote] I can't. He's my main source of Soul Gems. Moreover, I hate venturing [i]just[/i] for Soul Gems. @Onca Really? Never heard of him. You got a name? @Clint Immersion-breaking everything. I'm not a fan of murdering people, only guards (especially Markarth. They oddly seem to have a [i]lot[/i] of guards over there.) but Nazeem is a [i]prick.[/i][/quote] [Edited on 01.17.2012 11:20 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Methew Incinerate him on the spot with a fire spell so massive it turns the rock around it to glass.[/quote] I can't. He's my main source of Soul Gems. Moreover, I hate venturing [i]just[/i] for Soul Gems. @Onca Really? Never heard of him. You got a name? @Clint Immersion-breaking everything. I'm not a fan of murdering people, only guards (especially Markarth. They oddly seem to have a [i]lot[/i] of guards over there.) but Nazeem is a [i]prick.[/i]
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[url=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/1/1c/Nazeem.png]-blam!- you, Nazeem. I'm the mutha-blam!- Thane of Whiterun![/url] Also, that idiot bartender at the Ragged Flagon, Vekel the Man. I'm a Nightingale [i]and[/i] the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. STFU, -blam!-. [Edited on 01.17.2012 10:33 PM PST]
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By the way OP there is a guy in Solitude with the same voice. Or close to it anyways.
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Incinerate him on the spot with a fire spell so massive it turns the rock around it to glass. [Edited on 01.17.2012 10:27 PM PST]
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I never thought about that before.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kesha Sebert lol. >Warriors[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lolmew >Did you hear about the girl that was murdered at her wedding? >Nobody speaks of the assassinated emperor Lolwat?[/quote] > Finishes the war, kills Ulfric Stormcloak > Guards start talking about how High King Torygg got murdered What is this I don't even--
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>Did you hear about the girl that was murdered at her wedding? >Nobody speaks of the assassinated emperor Lolwat?
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It's cuz he's an isolated self-obsessed person.
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I guess Bethesda spent too much time making the world so darn big.
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lol. >Mages
