[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Colonel Corbec [b]The Wedding.[/b] “And so, we are here today to bring this two people together. OC Girl, do you take GezaB to be your lawful wedded husband?” Halifax asked, clad in the purple/black robes of a Flood Land Priest. Colonel Corbec, perched on a tree some distance back, angled his SVD Dragunov Sniper Rifle. Hidden in the tree line that overlooked the wedding, he had a good position. The guests and some security were all in the Garden, which had been prepared for the occasion. That said, he couldn’t quite get an angle on Cortana5, but he could tell she was wearing a sweet short skirt. It was almost a shame to kill her. He drifted the barrel. Target lock, the back of Reanimation’s head. He drifted. Target lock, a security guard’s groin. He drifted. Target Lock, Halifax’s right eyeball. He didn’t make a shot, he only wanted to kill Cortana5. Muffin Man One was sitting on the back steps of the Wedding Reception. He was munching on a chocolate chip Muffin and crying into his glass of Whiskey when something hit him. Pyroshark tugged on the Garrotte as the squirming servant tried to break free. But before long, the struggles ceased, and Muffin Man lay still. Pyroshark dragged him away into the shadows. He relieved Muffin Man of his Muffin Inc. uniform and nametag saying: [i]Hi! My name’s Muffin Man One![/i] The perfect disguise. Pyroshark walked calmly into what seemed to be the Kitchen. “Muffin Man! Get on with it! The guests are going to be looking for their food!” Shouted a Chef, looking right at Pyroshark, but for some reason not seeing he wasn’t actually Muffin Man. Maybe it was the nametag, he thought. Pyroshark looked around and spotted a tray full of Muffins, sitting on a work surface, freshly baked. He went to the tray and carefully opened a small container he had hidden on his person. It was entitled: “Teh Mega Haxorz Dust.” As lethal as cyanide, he sprinkled some on one of the Muffins, being careful not to spill the poison everywhere. Pyroshark looked through an open doorway to the Wedding. OC Girl and GezaB had just reached: “You may now kiss the Bride.” He shook his head and picked up the tray, gingerly, he moved towards the cheering guests. Corbec cursed. He had just had a shot when everyone had stood up to clap and cheer for the happily married couple, but before he could decorate the garden with Cortana’s brain, someone had got in the way. He waited a little longer, the guests and the now married couple had congregated at another part of the garden. They either sat on benches or stood and talked. Servants moved amongst them. Grunt Farmer was going into a deep and complicated explanation of farming techniques, Mikethewarrior was being beaten up behind a corner, Ferret was telling a particularly loud joke and-there was Cortana5. He breathed out, and angled towards her head. No crosswind, account for the distance. One shot. Bam. Easy. Pyroshark walked towards where he had spotted Cortana5 last. She was sitting on a garden bench with GezaB and OC Girl, she seemed to be telling OC girl how nice her dress looked. “Your Highness. Would you like a Muffin?” He asked. “Certainly… Muffin Man One.” Said OC Girl, reaching over and taking a Muffin from the tray and reading his nametag. “I don’t know if that’s…” Pyroshark gasped as OC Girl took the poisoned Muffin and had a bite out of it. She gulped down the lethal snack, licking her lips. “Nice?” Asked GezaB. She didn’t reply. “Honey?” OC Girl made a choking noise, clutched her throat and rolled over onto GezaB. “Oh Hell, are you OK? Speak to me!” He pleaded to his writhing wife. She shook for one last time and lay still. “Nooooooooo!!!!1!” Geza cried, holding his dead lover close. Corbec had just got a shot in. “Sorry ma’am, just doing my job.” He said to himself and pulled the trigger-just as Halifax stepped in front of her. “Bloody Hell!” He spat. Pyroshark dropped the Muffins as Halifax dropped onto him. Slowly, he lowered him to the ground, grimly noting the bullet hole near his left armpit. He was already dead, and Pyroshark assumed the bullet had punctured the heart. Accompanied by the sound of GezaB’s wailing, a dozen of Cortana5’s bodyguards jumped in between The Queen and everyone else. “Step back!” One shouted at Pyroshark, kicking him for emphasis. Rubbing his bruised arm, Pyroshark staggered away. He went inside and leant against the Kitchen wall. All this misery. All this suffering. Why was he doing this? He wasn’t hard up for cash. He was a loyal member of The Flood, and he was suddenly ashamed for what he had tried to do. He got out his Mobile Phone and punched in: 01344 777 777. “Hello.” “It’s over. The Flood will never give in to you monsters. Cortana5 lives.” “You traitors! You and Corbec will bleed for this! Mark my words!” The Irate voice on the other end of the phone yelled, and cut off. Pyroshark threw the Phone to the ground and smashed it up with his foot. Corbec leapt down from his position. He went around the back of the tree he had crouched on and opened the zip on his equipment bag. With a speed only granted to those with years of experience, he disassembled his Dragunov Rifle and put the parts into his bag. He closed it up and slung it over his shoulder. No point in trying again here, the security was too alert. He ducked through bushes and jumped fallen logs until he reached the dirt track where his Glacier Blue Audi TT sat patiently. He opened the boot, dropped off his bag and closed the boot up. He went around to the right-hand side of his car and started up the 3.2 Litre Beauty. He roared away, no-one even knowing he was there. [/quote] *Spits out Cough medicine* A wedding.. no man... just NO. [Edited on 10/3/2006]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Colonel Corbec I'll include as many as possible, this isn't finsihed yet![/quote] If you don't add me, I'll blaclist myself! *runs away crying hysterically*

ok then, so I invented the tank with my intelect bravery and good looks, so the tank must have been as brave, good looking and inteligent as I was... same thing

Well, you didn't, but you invented the Tank that killed him.

I killed sketch factor... YAY heh, he had it coming to him, what with my superior intelect, bravery and good looks

Speaking of which, where is it?

No, I wasn't, but you can always put me in the next one...

You weren't in it though.

Ahem! You forgot Savag3Shadow! Cuz ain't no party like a Savag3Shadow party.

[u]The Cast.[/u] [b]Cortana5[/b]: Alcoholic and Queen of The Republic Of Flood Land. She rules over the Republic whilst looking hot and having an attitude. [b]Pika Ownage[/b]: Pokemon fanatic and news reporter. [b]JAVA[/b]: The only -blam!- in the village. [b]Colonel Corbec[/b]: Dashing Anti-Hero and Ladies Favourite. Author by day, Hit Man by night. Now a household name thanks to the Block Buster performance of Spartan 3. [b]Pyroshark[/b]: A budding author from the frozen wasteland of Ireland. A Burning Shark, he had the peculiar ability to survive being thrown from a car bonnet at high speeds. [i][b]The Ninjas[/b][/i]: Sadistic and cruel, these monstrous killers live above the law of every Nation and even the hardest of murderers doesn’t fancy the opportunity to fight them. That is, with the exception of Corbec. [b]Shiska[/b]: The leader of The Ninjas, Shiska rules with fear and an Iron Fist. Cracking down mercilessly on those who disobey or fail him. [b]Pezza[/b]: The one good egg in the bunch. A Ninja with a conscience. [b]GezaB/OC Girl/Reanimation/Ferret/Mike The Warrior/Grunt Farmer/Sentenashi/Diaboy[/b]: Just a bunch of random people. [b]Halifax[/b]: Priest. [b]Muffin Man One[/b]: A Hard-Working Emo of Muffin Inc. [b]Ghost Rider JP[/b]: News reporter for Channel Seven news. [b]Tiffany[/b]: An attractive fan of Colonel Corbec. [b]Sven Severan[/b]: Ambassador of Septagonia. [b]Delta Archer[/b]: A professional Archer, hard up for cash. [b]Illusi0n7/MLG Cheewawa[/b]: The less said the better. [b]Johan Strauss[/b]: The next in line for the Throne Of The Republic. [b]Commander Santa[/b]: A Floodian bodyguard to Mr. Strauss. [b]Soup Du Jour[/b]: An Atheist worker for the Discussion Corner Pub. [b]Lord Sycolinx/Syclonix[/b]: Owner and founder of the Discussion Corner Pub. [b]Lil’ Shorty[/b]: Female Fashion Diva popular with spineless, vain women. [b]Cabr0na[/b]: Female Founder of the women’s magazine “Cabr0na Weekly.” [b]Sid Sabre/Alzapa[/b]: Cortana5’s maids. Sid Sabre exhibits the disturbing ability to be able to use weapons with an accuracy and ability normally only found with Special Operations Soldiers. [b]Bapa[/b]: Gambling addict extraordinaire. [Edited on 9/2/2006]

Wahey! And I have decided. I'll try to start a third one today.

Sorry for the double-post, but I finally managed to get the story up on my Freewebs page. You can see it [url=http://www.freewebs.com/pyroshark1/theflood2corbec.htm]here[/url]. Enjoy! =D -Pyroshark-

*ding!* Sorry, I have to say that every time some says "unmitigated". *ding!* Dammit! >_< Oh, and hopefully I'll get around to putting up the full story on my Freewebs page tonight. No promises, mind. -Pyroshark-

But nevertheless. A sequel will most likely go into production around Christmas time. I doubt I'll have time to do it before the unmitigated evil and suffering that is SCHOOL!

A Moderator?! You mean [i]A Ninja?[/i] ude, I killed him in there! He'll slam me!

[quote]What is GJJ?[/quote] Game Junkie Jim, a Moderator. [Edited on 9/1/2006]

Uh, are SonicJohn and HappyJack in this? They're like big parts of the B.net and Flood Communty.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dawgz Fan 117 holy -blam!- that was awsome...thats easily the best fan fic ever written, some one should send it to GJJ for the news thing....if thats not already been suggested...good job dude, i wish i was in it[/quote] What is GJJ?

Violent Toasters?

does this have anything to do with pyrosharks story? cuz i not see woot nor violent toasters

holy -blam!- that was awsome...thats easily the best fan fic ever written, some one should send it to GJJ for the news thing....if thats not already been suggested...good job dude, i wish i was in it

Sorry man, maybe in a sequel or something.

I still wasn't in it KGB are going after your ass

I know, I was joking.

They're just Rocket Pods. Nothing to it really.

That was THE BEST FAN-FIC I've ever read. Also, [quote]Corbec used the two Twin-Linked Chain Guns on the nose of the Helicopter and the Bee Boy Rocket Pods on both sides of the machine.[/quote] I'm a gun? Or the inventor of a gun?!?! At any rate, Wicked-Awesome. I didn't think my griping would pay off, but sure enough, rocket pods! Read 'em and weep all you with more than an honorable mention. ROFL. -Bee