With all the talk of GRDs and BOBs around the Reach forums, I decided to do some research.
First off, BOBs are nothing new. Just look at [url=http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/finglemaster/43064407-Full-1.jpg]this[/url] pic from Valhalla. Bob's place? Sounds familiar... Perhaps Bungie is making their next game have Bob's place? And why barbecue? I theorize that barbecue is the only thing that can fuel this "Bob".
In Halo: Reach the BOBs are aliens. Also, there are multiple BOBs. I believe that in Bungie's new game we will have to fight alien clone Bobs from the future. Yes, the future. Why? Because in the future, barbecue sauce will be very hard to find.
Another thing that I've noticed is that all of the BOBs are yellow. What? Bungie's color is blue, not yellow! I researched this and noticed when you mix yellow and blue together, you make green. "How is this possible?" you might ask. Trust me, I hired a team of 16 1/2 researchers to test this and they all had the color green appear. How is this relevant? Think back to this summer's newest green blockbusters. That's right, Green Lantern. This [i]proves[/i] that our friend Bob here is a barbecue sauce loving alien clone from the future killing Green Lantern hero.
I'm on to you Bungie.
[Edited on 12.02.2011 8:06 PM PST]
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I have a theory, if a 7 year old was holding some fireworks in his hand and then lit them, would he go flying in the air or just explode? [Edited on 02.16.2012 2:04 AM PST]
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Someone is on to 343 now
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Did you figure out what they were doing?
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10/10
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You forgot the fact that BoBs came from their game Marathon.
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Didn't read, don't care.
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I have something to add to your theory. In the 1980's animated television shows, a lot of characters tried to promote the idea of Eating at Joe's. I believe this Joe is in league with BOB given that they both show a predilection to culinary sustenance. So in the new game you will likely fight both BOBs and Joes in order to save the world.
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Hehe, I see now...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bipolar v2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Majatek Flood is that-a-way ---->[/quote] Apparently your sense of humour is that-a-way--->[/quote] Snap that-a-way--->
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bipolar v2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Majatek Flood is that-a-way ---->[/quote] Apparently your sense of humour is that-a-way--->[/quote] What are you talking about? He had none in the first place.
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ice cream
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nephilim713 GRD dolls are there to troll you.[/quote] Keep reading. Then it will hit you.
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I lol'ed as soon as I saw "barbeque"
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GRD dolls are there to troll you.
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Why does no one see the genius in this?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mcclintonsl [i]Seems legit.[/i][/quote] Too much to quit
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[i]Seems legit.[/i]
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BOB-B-Q Marathon reference
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The open source version of Marathon now lets you insert your own Bobs into th original story. Shame bungie thought it was a good idea to sell-out on halo rather than setting it free.
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Ha. Kinda funny.
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I read it, at first i was thinking that this was just another one of those theories based on unfounded fictitious facts... but then i realized you are a prophet sent to guide the way.
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Forums have gotten boring so I came back to read this again.
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10/10
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Nice I was like WTF? And then The end made it better, Nice idea you have.